"I do love knitting patterns."

I have a gut feeling that I'll be leaving Buzznet soon.
So here is my LiveJournal.
Whoopee.

Seriously, why shouldn't Obama voters expierence the fun of communion?
I always loved communion when I was a kid. Getting to drink fake wine? Come on!
Fine then.
Any McCain voter should not read my blog. Mhmm...

photo credit: My good friend Kate, or screamoutloud413

First, are you a lover, fighter, or biter?
Then, journey into the world of vampire books.
And as far as I've checked out, no mention of Twilight!
So, for you Twilight fans, obvious alternatives.
For you for the lulz fans and antis, a breath of relief!

Also, you can pimp your coffin!

Warning: This site may cause you to *headdesk*.

When you read Twilight, did you think it needed something else?
Do you think you could've written Twilight better?
Or do you just want to make fun of it?
Well, TwilightSucks.com is holding a contest to re-write Twilight for $20!

So, go write a better version of Twilight!

In the good old state of California, they have officially changed marriage liscense forms to make them more gender neutral. From "bride" and "groom" to "Party A" and "Party B".
No one should have a problem over something as little as this, right? I mean, it's just terms. On a little piece of paper.
Not so.

As Lily Allen says, "Oh Jesus Christ Almighty."

By the same author of Full Frontal Feminism that sparked Wendy to show you guys that Edward is abusive, Jessica Valenti explores the sexism happening on what seems like the safest place: The Internet.

Ugh.
I don't mean to be a dictator over another's beliefs, but that is terribly disgusting.
Too disgusting for words.

Considering I got Alex Gaskarth to say hi to me while on The Pill, I care to disagree.
And yes, I will keep mentioning that, until the fangirl wears off.

(Haha, don't you just love my thumbnail reference?)

So is that why Hanna wasn't kind enough to take the picture for the guys?
Is that why nearly everything she's said about it sound like bull?
A certain merch girl on Warped Tour who has talked to William Beckett, and apparently he told the poster and Travis from We The Kings that Hanna Beth is in some viral vid for two seconds?
I'm kind of on the fence. I don't know who to believe.
7weeksresurface, a person I don't even know, even by Net standards, or HannaBeth, who I also don't know, and seems to me like a heaping pile of crap before this?
Somebody help me out here!