"I do love knitting patterns."

Many bands and artists have come from Washington State, such as Death Cab for Cutie, Sir Mix-a-lot and Nirvana, and The Fall of Troy, in my opinion, is one of the best.

In May 2003, The Fall of Troy (who got their name from a history textbook) strolled into The Hall of Justice, to record their debut, self-titled album. They were all about 17 and a half years of age.

They have currently released an EP called Phantom on the Horizon, which vocalist/guitarist Thomas Erak described as "one song seperated by tracks" and are working on a new studio album expected for release in March 2009.

In November 2007, during a tour with Coheed and Cambria, it was announced that Timothy Ward, bassist and backing vocals, was taking a break from the band. It later turned out that he had left the band he was in with Erak and drummer Andrew Forsman. Tim was replaced by Frank Black.

Songs You Need to Know
F.C.P.R.E.M.I.X.
Cut Down All The Trees and Name the Streets After Them
Sledgehammer

Yes, I realize Jessica Simpson is not liked. But as a fellow woman, this needs to be talked about.

Jessica Simpson performed at the KISS Country Chilli Cookoff, wearing a not-so flattering outfit.

And the world is sick about the scrutiny. And so am I.

Sister Ashlee got into a somewhat feminist rant about the subject. Go Ashlee.
Honestly, if my sister was a pop star, and gained some weight, I'd probably be saying the exact same thing. Just... with curse words.

Then, brother-in-law Pete Wentz, told Extra, "I  think that the media puts too harsh of a spotlight on women in general and I think it's a bummer. It's bad for young women. I see it affecting young girls who come to our shows and that's a bummer. Real beauty is on the inside, man."
While quite nice, it's still a little...um...

And now, Kim Kardashian tells us that she is probably double the size of Jessica Simpson. "So what do you guys think of me then?"

Seriously, if she has gained weight, that is great. What does it matter? It doesn't mean she's any less of a person.
And you can quote me on this.

Horoscopes for the Year.

Going on a trip to Wonderland? You'll need this expedition kit!

A California court says a private Lutheran school in the state can expel lesbian students. Or at least, percieved lesbians.

Lara Croft: Tomb Raider franchise reboots without Angelina Jolie.

Don't forget to see the Curious Case of Forrest Gump.

Bid on tiaras designed by make-up artist Bobbi Brown, AnnaSophia Robb, Lauren Conrad, and many, many more.

Harry Potter's stuntsman hospitalized with serious back injuries after rehearsing a stunt.

And complaining...Helsinki choral version!

Paris Hilton booed offstage. Fame keeps on slipping, slipping.

PETA ad banned from Superbowl. Shocker. Commercial here.

Angelina wore a dress backwards. And people didn't expect this out of her why?

Evan Rachel Wood denies a fling with Mickey Rourke.

More throughout the week!

In 1997, 20th Century Fox released their animated film, Anastasia.

For not being Disney, it is still quite Disney.
A film centered around a young and attractive woman with a possible royal background, catchy songs, a completely creepy villain, animals following the heroine around, historically inaccurate to the inspiration behind the story, and our heroine finds romance at the end.

And yet, it is not Disney.

When Anya, an orphan who has no recollection of the first eight years of her life, sings about finding love, she does not mean with a man. She wants to find her family.

Our heroes, Dimitri and Vladmir, are not very trustworthy people. Their plan is to find a Princess Anastasia look-alike to fool the Dowager Empress Marie, who has offered a large amount of money to one who can find her granddaughter Anastasia. They start out as a "kitchen-boy" and a former member of the imperial court, who are con-man hoping to get some money from a lonely, elderly woman.

Rasputin, the villain, traded his soul for the powers to destroy the Romanovs. He succeeded, except the youngest granddaughter, Anastasia, got away.

And of course, when it is revealed that Anya is in fact Anstasia, Dimitri, who has fallen in love with Anya, remarks, "Princesses don't marry kitchen boys."
Silly Dimitri! Princesses marry street rats. Haven't you seen Disney's Aladdin?

But somehow, Anastasia is still confused as Disney.
Yet, I can see why.

Like many Disney movies, Anastasia was nominated for two Academy Awards in the categories "Best Original Musical or Comedy Score" and "Best Original Song" for "Journey to the Past".

Like nearly every Disney movie, Anastasia has its own direct-to-home video sequel, Bartok the Magnificent, a spin-off about Rasputin's bat crony, Bartok.

And speaking of Bartok, he is the equivalent to Timon and Pumbaa from The Lion King, Genie and Iago from Aladdin, Meeko from Pocahontas, Mushu from Mulan, and Terk and Tantor from Tarzan. They are the children's comedy relief. When things start getting a little serious, and possibly mature, these characters crack a joke, and the kids laugh it up. In fact, Bartok may be a lot like Iago. They can both fly, hang with the villain, yet the kids laugh it up when these two crack a joke.

And of course, let's take a look at the singing voice cast.
Anya's singing voice is provided by Liz Callaway, who was the singing voice of Princess Jasmine in The Return of Jafar and Aladdin and the King of Thieves, Kiara in The Lion King 2: Simba's Pride and another princess not from Disney, Odette, from The Swan Princess.
Rasputin's singing voice is provided by Jim Cummings, who has done work for many Disney animated features. He played Ed, the hyena in The Lion King, and filled in for the last part in "Be Prepared" when Jeremy Iron's throat went bad. He is the current voice of Winnie the Pooh. He is in all the Aladdin films, and even the television series. He's also in many other Toon Disney series, like Darkwing Duck, Chip n' Dale: Rescue Rangers, DuckTales, and many more. He is the singing voice for Chief Powhatan in Pocahontas and voices King James in the sequel Pocahontas II: Journey to a New World. And Jim will be playing "Ray" in the upcoming Disney animated feature (that has returned to traditional 2-D animation) The Princess and the Frog. And that's not even half his resume.

How about we check out the climatic scene from the film:

 

So, you decide. Anastasia: Fox cashing in on the Disney Renaissance, or an underdog triumphing over Disney?

News on the stars!

First, with Pink.

"So What" is still rocking the radio, and the "Sober" video featuring not just girl-on-girl action, but Pink-on-Pink action (take that Katy Perry!) and the "Please Don't Leave Me" video has been released.

The video, taking cues from films like The Shining, Misery and Cujo, Alecia "Pink" Moore is seen holding her boyfriend hostage when he tries to break up with her.

Check out the video here:

 

And news on another possible dye-addict:

It's no secret that Jessica Simpson is being scrutinized for her weight. Again. Yet, it is a little dumb to see this as a headline on Fox News. Yes, I get it's Fox, but don't they have a rant to go on that isn't about celebrities?

Anyways, fellow singer and sis Ashlee Simpson-Wentz is not amused.

"I am completely disgusted by the headlines concerning my sister's weight," Bronx's mama wrote on her website Tuesday. "A week after the inauguration and with such a feeling of hope in the air for our country, I find it completely embarrassing and belittling to all women to read about a woman's weight or figure as a headline on Fox News."

Of course, it's truly stupid for a political  channel to give two cents about a celebrity's weight.

"All women come in different shapes, sizes, and forms and just because you're a celebrity, there shouldn't be a different standard," the younger sis continued. "Is this something you would say to your wife, daughter, mother, grandmother, or even a friend? I seriously doubt it. How can we expect teenage girls to love and respect themselves in an environment where we criticize a size 2 figure? Now we can focus on the things that really matter."

Thank you very much, Ashlee.

 

And now...news on the one, the only Britney Spears!
Of course, it's not just one dose, but two!

First, the Parents Television Council, who constantly get in feuds with Family Guy, had a problem with the show Ellen, yet find The George Lopez Show so much better (have they even watched that show?) have a problem with Britney Spears' new single, "If U Seek Amy", because it spells the word fuck?

"There is no misinterpreting the lyrics to this song, and it's certainly not about a girl named Amy," the president of the homophobic PTC, Tim Winters stated. He then continued to rant, It's one thing for a song with these lyrics to be included on a CD so that fans who wish to hear it can do so, but it's an entirely different matter when this song is played over the public air waves, especially at a time when children are likely to be in the listening audience." Um, it's the word "fuck", and what is your child doing watching music television anyways?

Does Britney let some conservative wackos get her down? Oh no.

Photos of the rehearsal for Britney's world tour have been released.

She has a new choreography team behind her, Jaime King, who co-directed her 2000 tour and contributing choreographer JaQuel Knight, best known for coming up with the fierce steps for Beyonce's "Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)" video.

The tour, The Circus: Starring Britney Spears, will kick off March 3rd in New Orleans, Louisiana, with opening act the PussyCat Dolls.

 

 

 

 

So this. It's a parody. Of satire. I personally hate the word "slut" and "retard". This is meant for laughs. Don't take it too seriously. In fact, don't take it seriously at all.

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Tiana's next day of school was even more uneventful. Until she sat at lunch. It was just before Cinderella, Aurora, and Snow White had arrived for lunch. Tiana sat down to the table of Belle, Ariel, Jasmine, Mulan, and Pocahontas.

Pocahontas gave her signature stare, and then she introduced herself. "Hi, I'm Pocahontas. I'm guessing you are Tiana?"
"Yeah." Tiana answered. "You seem quite normal."
Pocahontas rolled her eyes. "Cinderella's spreading shit about me again, isn't she?"
"Yeah, she called you a freak, told Ti about how you didn't go to England with John Smith, and added that you have manly shoulders." Belle dished.
"That little slut!" Pocahontas exclaimed. "At least I don't have a huge ass!"

"Listen up new girl." Ariel started to tell Tiana. "Let us tell you the real truth about Cinderella, Snow White, and Aurora."
"First, Snow White." Belle started.
"One of the dumbest girls you'll ever meet." Mulan added.
"Stupid as fuck." Jasmine added.
"The other day, she asked me how to spell orange." Ariel told.

"Then we have Aurora." Mulan began.
"Or Sleeping Bitch as she's called." Ariel explained.
"She's totally rich because her dad invented S'mores." Pocahontas added.
"Aurora knows everybody's business, and knows everything about everybody."
"That's why her hair's so big." Jasmine gossiped.
"It's full of secrets." Mulan added.

"And then..." Ariel finished
"Queen Bee-yotch herself." Pocahontas added.
"Cinderella." they all said in unison.
"She may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing slut-faced hobag-" Jasmine warned.
"But she's so much more than that." Belle gritted through her teeth.

"If you guys hate them so much, how come you hang out with them?" Tiana asked.
"We have too." Jasmine answered. "Principal Iger makes us. He calls us 'The Disney Princesses.' I call us a load of bullshit."
"It's so retarded." Belle exclaimed. "Like, we all hate each other, but we're supposed to be all friendly with each other for the sake of marketing towards little girls."
"I'm not even technically a princess!" Mulan added.
"I'm just the daughter of a Chief." Pocahontas shrugged.
"I never wanted to be a princess!" Jasmine whined. "I am not some prize to be-"
"We know." the rest of the girls said in unison.

"So, you guys are..." Tiana was asking even more.
"Frenemies." Ariel answered.
"Frenemies?"
"Frenemies are enemies who act like friends."

The conversation stopped when Snow White, Aurora and Cinderella walked in and were heading towards the table.
"So anyways, if you need any help in English, come ask me and I can tutor you anytime." Belle covered up and smiled.

"Oh, new girl! Hi!" Cinderella smiled. "And Pocahontas."
"Hi Cinderella." Pocahontas smirked.
"So, I see you've met new girl, Tiana."
"Yes, and she told me all the wonderful things you said about me while I was homesick with some stupid European disease."
"I tried to represent you as best as I could."

"So where are you from, again?" Ariel asked Tiana.
"Louisiana." Tiana smiled.
"So like, if you're from America, why are you black?" Snow White asked.
"Oh my God Snow, you can't just ask people why they're black!" Aurora yelled.

And then a bird started flying by he was red, and looked unusually calm.
"Oh my God, it's Iago." Cinderella scoffed.
"He must've gotten laid last night." Aurora gossiped.

"Hello Jasmine!" Iago greeted.
"Hi Iago!"
"So, that stupid Genie needs help in History." Iago started.
"I thought he was 2000 years old." Snow White trailed off.
"He lived in a lamp for 2000 years." Belle explained.
"Anyway, princess, will you help him so he can stop talking?" Iago asked Jasmine.
"Yes." Jasmine answered, a little annoyed. Iago then flew away.

Just then, Lilo walked by in her signature red Hawaiin dress.
"Hey Lilo! I love your dress. Where'd you get it?" Cinderella called after her.
"It was my sister's when she was my age." Lilo thanked.
"Vintage, so adorable."
"Thanks."
As Lilo walked off, Cinderella turned to the girls, and exclaimed, "That is the ugliest effing dress I've ever seen."

"Oh, Cindy, it looks like we need to go to Mr. Eisner to discuss our grades in Calc." Aurora told Cindy.
"You're right." Cinderella smiled. "Looks like Snow, Aurora and I have to go." They all stood up and walked off.
"Bye." Snow White waved to them.
"Let's get going loser!" Cinderella called out.

Belle turned, looked at the remaining girls, gave a mischevious smile, and whispered, "So we're going to destroy them, yes?"
"Fuck yes." Pocahontas exclaimed.
"Oh yes." Mulan answered.
"I'm fetch for that." Ariel smiled back.
"So in." Jasmine joined.
The girls all looked at Tiana, waiting for her answer. She preferred to not be involved, but her mouth took over and let out a "Yes."

Firstly,  the Jonas Brothers surprised the Obama girls with a late night visit.

After a long night of partying with their peers at the Youth Inaugural Ball, the girls went back to their new home for a scavenger hunt, so they could check out their new digs. At the end of this scavenger hunt, who are they to come across, but the Jonas Brothers!

They then had a whirlwind rematch in ping pong.

Ah, stories from the White House.

Also, a small Daniel Radcliffe has given the girls their acceptance letters to Hogwarts.

The Boy-Who-Lived has described President Barack Obama as "everything the world liked about America and now likes again." He then got all official and announced "I'd like to take this opportunity to issue a public invitation to the Obamas that if their daughters would like a private tour of the Harry Potter set, I would be honored to be their personal tour guide."
Because a private tour of the Equus stage would be better.

Now, here are some tips, Sasha and Malia, for when visiting Hogwarts:

• Do not anger Mad-Eye Moody, unless you always wondered what fun it would be to be an animal...
• Stay away from Bertie Botts Every Flavour jelly beans. They mean every flavour.
• Listen to Luna Lovegood always. She is the wisest at Hogwarts. Well, besides bookworm Hermione.
• Don't steal Rupert's crosswords. It's the only thing that gets him through the awkward scenes.
• Don't use a love potion. Seriously. That's just lame. Making someone fall in love with you. Just don't.
• Also, repeat after me: H/Hr is the lamest ship ever. R/Hr is where it's at.

I'm sure they'll fit in nicely.

 

 

 

Two former child actors, Jenny Lewis on vocals (Troop Beverly Hills, The Wizard) and Blake Sennett playing guitar (Salute Your Shorts, Boy Meets World) and Blake's high school classmate Pierre de Reeder on bass and their current drummer Jason Boesel make up the indie rock band known as Rilo Kiley.

Formed in 1998, the band released their first full-length album, Take-Offs and Landings in 2001. Rilo Kiley's music has been featured in many movies and television series, including Must Love Dogs, John Tucker Must Die, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Grey's Anatomy, and Nip/Tuck.

They are currently signed on Warner Bros. records, and their latest release from 2007 is Under the Blacklight. The band has since gone on hiatus so de Reeder and Lewis can focus on their solo projects.

Crucial songs:
Portions for Foxes
Silver Lining
Does He Love You?

A story my friend sent me by Chuck Palahniuk, called "Guts".

Some closing words from George Bush (credit to Ikkyg on this one)

A review of Pocahontas and it's lack of historical facts. Or grasp of relaity. (Warning: Language)

And Disney wants to talk about menstration.

Another Edward Cullen doll.

And Emma Watson, Rupert Grint has crosswords for you...

Preview of Alexander McQueen for Target collection.

Charlotte Sometimes celebrated her birthday at Angels & Kings, and had a cute dress.
And so does Luna Lovegood.

I love you more than _____

OMG you guys, a video of girls actually calling someone named Bella Cullen.

Isn't he charming?

From Mufasa's death in Disney's The Lion King, to Rasputin trading his soul to gain the powers to destroy the Romanovs in Fox's Anastasia, to the lovely young women named Maleficent in Disney's Sleeping Beauty, childhood movies, while fun, can be just a little scary.

However, how can you not have a scary person for the hero to triumph? It just wouldn't be a movie.

In fact, when they were making Warner Bros. The Land Before Time, physchologists were shown the scene of when Littlefoot's mother died to give feedback. Luckily, the film trilogy and series went on for a much lighter touch.

So, what was your scariest moment from a movie from your childhood? What was a terrifying, possibly traumatic movie moment for you as a child?

For me, ultimately, anything involving this lovely young lad:

The Horned King is his name, giving you nightmares is his game.

Discussion in the comments deary. Don't be afraid to really let loose. Let's talk.

I was reading a tabloid while waiting at the grocery store, when I saw an article on Eva Longoria's weight loss.

She basically gained weight for her role on Desperate Housewives, and has since lost it so she could be all pretty and Maxim-approved now.
In the before picture, a caption is read saying "She looked at 120 lbs!"

OHMIGOD! SHE LOOKED AS IF SHE WAS 120 LBS!
I'm 120 lbs.

Even Shenae Grimes came in on a People article to deny having an eating disorder.
Yes, I do know people can be naturally that skinny. And she can most certainly tell of that.
However, she does not need to insult people in the meantime.

As Shenae said, and I quote:
"A healthy weight for me is 120. If I were 120, I'd be a chunky monkey."

I'm 120, size 6, considered healthy by my doc, and look good in a bikini.*

120 lbs. is not fat. It is not unhealthy.

You want to know what is unhealthy? These mindsets. Phrases like "chunky monkey."

Thank you, and good night.

*A teenager actually being proud of their body? Shocker, right?

At age three, I was diagnosed with Asperger's Syndrome, a form of Autism.

First, I would like to say that if you don't know anything about autism, kindly get off my page. I'm sick of listening and hearing people refer to it as things like "mental disorder" or "attention whore excuse" or any other BS. Just please save my time and get off.

Now, for those who actually know what they're talking about, go ahead.

It is somewhat easier to live with autism having my mother, director of a non-profit agency which helps kids birth to three with autism, Downs Sydrome, etc.
It was easy having good friends that understood and accepted my Aspergers.

But anyone who ever says that "autism" is a gift, I have to question them.

I've been outcasted, made fun of to no end, and cried nearly everyday because of autism.
I've been pulled out of school twice because some teachers just couldn't follow a 504 plan.
I've lost friends, really good ones, because of this wretched thing.

I try so hard to fit in, but all these attempts fail miserably.
I always feel like the odd one, having people look at me as if I were a freak of nature.

Nothing can make having autism better for me.
Nothing can replace the feeling when you fifth grade teacher has to stop the game of telephone because all seem to be "Brittany is a freak" or "Brittany is a weirdo" and you spend the first half of the performance at the theater crying as your friend pats you on the back.
Nothing can replace hearing teachers say in your conference that you "bring it on yourself by being a freak."

No telethon can make thoose feelings go away.
No one kind person in this terrible world.

All I've ever wanted is to be normal and not have autism.

 

For more on autism, go here.

This is probably incomprehensible, but I am literally crying my eyes out right now, so I can't write a good sentence.

First off, according to Camilla Belle, actress and Jonas girlfriend, claims that the stars of Twilight have to go through a "media training" process.

As she says: "My friend Rob, for that whole Twilight nonsense, the studio was having them take all these classes. It was the most frustrating thing in the world because they want you to speak like someone else, not yourself. It's so silly. And I would be frustrated, too."

Is this Twilight, or Scientology?

 

And, it seems Baby Cobain has become a Twilight fan.
Hm...Fredward sounds like an odd celebrity couple name, huh?

Also, Courtney Love is trying to set up her 16-year-old daughter with 22-year-old Robert Pattinson as her first date.

Oh come on people? What's the big deal about the age difference? Miley Cyrus is dating someone significantly older than her, and all the teeny-bopper magazines act like it's normal!

However, Frances, I would rather go with Taylor Lautner. He's ripped now. I mean, there is some speculation on his ripping up methods, but take a look for yourself.

The Black Cauldron was Disney's attempt to reach out to teenage fans of fantasy novels. However, the attempt failed and failed at the box office.

Taran is an Assistant Pigkeeper who dreams of becoming a warrior. However, those dreams must be pushed aside when Hen Wen, Taran's pig who can see the future, has been kidnapped by the Horned King. He hopes Hen will show him the way to the Black Cauldron, a magical cauldron that gives the owner an army of deathless warriors, who would help him rule the world. Taran must then find his pig and the Black Cauldron to destroy it, with the help of Princess Eilonwy, a bard named Fflewddur Fflam and an odd creature named Gurgi.

So, tonight I watched this movie on YouTube. My thoughts?

• The Horned King, is fucking creepy. Seriously. Don't believe me? Check out this picture. And the deathless warriors are even worse.
• Hen is such an adorable pig. And Gurgi is so adorable too. I cried when he died. And yes, I rhymed.
• Taran's sword does some really magical shit. And he traded it for a stupid cauldron why?
• Also, this film is very dark for a Disney movie. Or an animated movie for that matter. I mean, they cut down a lot of stuff from the movie, because it might give children physchological damage. Too late.
• And those are some weird ass names.
• And why is the Black Cauldron indestructible? Especially with Taran's sword that does magical shit? They just set it up to make me cry! How rude!

And those are my thoughts on the Black Cauldron.

The Disney Princesses are always the picture of kindness, poise and grace. But at Walt Disney High, they are the meanest group of girls you will ever meet.

The girls were at their usual table in the cafeteria, gossiping about what they'd heard today. Until a girl walked in the cafeteria. All their eyes diverted to her.

"Ohmigod, it's the new girl." Ariel commented.

"I hear, she's like, the first black person here." Snow White leaned in and spilled her dirt.

"I thought those crows from Dumbo were the first black people here." Belle contradicted behind her book.

"I mean the first black person that's not all rascist and stuff." Snow White added.

"I say we invite her over here." Cinderella smiled. "Hey new girl!" Cinderella shouted, as she clapped her hands. "You're eating with us today." she told her.
The girl shrugged her shoulders, smiled, and walked over to the table of giggling girls.

"So what's your name?" Aurora asked.

"Maddy...er...Tiana." the girl smiled weakly.
"Tiana! What a pretty name!" Ariel complimented.
"Reminds me of tiara." Cinderella added, as she stroked her hair.
They all sighed, "Tiara", except for Jasmine, who rolled her eyes at the concept.

"Anyways, I think we should introduce ourselves." Cinderella clapped her hands.

"I'm Mulan, the athletic one." Mulan shook Tiana's hand.

"I'm Belle, the logical one." Belle smiled from behind her book.

"I'm Ariel, the curious one." she smiled in a mischevious way.

"I'm Jasmine, the slutty one." Jasmine smiled.
"Why are you 'the slutty one?'" Snow White looked at Jasmine and asked.
"Hello? I'm showing my belly button!"

"I'm Snow White, the optimistic one!" Snow White smiled a little too much.

"I'm Aurora, the sleepy one." she yawned.

"And I'm" Cinderella flipped her hair as she countinued her dramatic announcement, "Cinderella."

"The?" Tiana asked.

"The Princess." Cinderella gave a stern expression.

"Oh." Tiana gave a nervous smile.

"Where's Pocahontas?" Snow White asked, happily, again.
"Who's Pocahontas?" Tiana asked.
"Oh." Cinderella smiled. "She's the freak one."
"The freak one?"
"Yeah. She like, didn't follow her true love to England so she could 'stay with her tribe.' I mean, even Ariel here ditched her species for her true love. Oh, and she has manly shoulders."
"Oh. I see."

"I think you'll fit in perfectly!" Snow White smiled, YET AGAIN.
"I will?" Tiana asked.
"Of course!" Cinderella smiled.
"So who will I be?"
"The new girl?"
"The new girl. We still don't know that much about you, except that you're black, and your movie is supposed to come out the same year America gets a black president."

The bell rang for lunch to end, as the girls stood up and prepared to strut to their classes together. Until Cinderella noticed something horribly wrong.
"Ohmigod! Belle, what is that?" Cinderella shrieked.
"An empty lunch tray."
"You ate your lunch?"
"I didn't give it to Jasmine's stupid bird."
"Iago is not stupid!" Jasmine defended her bird. "He's just really obnoxious."
"Whatever." Cinderella glared. "You know we have to watch our figures for our true loves."
"The Beast loves me for what's inside!" Belle yelled.
"He's a beast, he has no choice!"
"Well I was hungry."
"Well then don't be hungry anymore!"
All the girls then turned on their heels and strutted out into the hallway, except for Belle and Tiana, who was horrified at what she'd seen.
"Welcome to the club." Belle scoffed at Tiana, as Tiana still stood there.

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Comments? Critiques? Lemme know!
P.S. This is meant to be satirical. We all know how I feel about the "slut" stuff. Don't take it seriously.

WARNING: Fan of the Disney Princesses? That is great! But please be sure to know that I am purely joking around. I am not picking on you for liking these girls. So before you blast at me, just relax and remember this is all one big fat joke. Thank you, and good night.

7:58 PM: It starts off with a sneak peek of Sonny With A Chance, Demi Lovato's television series. Looks like Disney's answer to iCarly.

8:00 PM: Miley, you are only sixteen. You are not Beyonce. You are not Sasha Fierce. And quit trying to hit high notes. It's a tad annoying.

8:02 PM: OMG, little girl with a glowstick. Is this an Inaugural special, or Miley Cyrus concert?

8:04 PM: Jame Foxx thinks he's the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
And I'm now convinced this is the Kid's Choice Awards.

8:06 PM: No, I am not ready for tomorrow! I haven't practiced piano yet! Oh, you mean tomorrow Obama is sworn in. Sorry.

8:07 PM: Admittedly, Jamie Foxx has a smooth voice.

8:10 PM: NO. Miley Cyrus is coming back on? NO! NO!

8:11 PM: I will get flak for this, but I'll say it. Miley Cyrus shakes her breasts a lot. And her ass.

8:13 PM: What the hell are you pointing at?

8:14 PM: I ask again, is this an Inaugural special, the KCA, or a Miley Cyrus concert?
And OMG, it looks like Miley's shirt says "chagrin"

8:18 PM: Quit asking if I'm having a good time Miley! I've said it once, and I'll say it again: Only if I can have Mexi-Fries!

8:19 PM: I wonder what the parents who freaked out about Elvis' dancing are thinking watching Miley Cyrus.

8:22 PM: Dude, Sasha Obama looks so pissed watching this.

8:23 PM: Well, children, what does the President do? Basically, he communicates with Joe the Plumber on toilet issues, and mavericks it up all day.

8:25 PM: I find it hard watching George Lopez try and be all family-friendly after his "FTP" thing on his stand-up. And all the sexual innuendos on the George Lopez show.

8:27 PM: Keke Palmer is on now.

8:28 PM: And now it's Bow Wow. Without the Lil'. If you call him Lil' Bow Wow, he'll probably bark at you.

8:30 PM: If Demi was president, she would encourage music in all schools. Um... run for school board for that Dem.

8:31 PM: I'm guessing my computer hates me liveblogging. *rolls eyes* Should've known.
Oh, and the "White House Dog" cartoon was so cute. RETURN TO CARTOONS DISNEY! Or at least a HSM cartoon?

8:34 PM: Why is Simon Cowell being percieved as the Devil in this cartoon.
And please don't go over the rules, Miley. We saw it already with Keke.

8:35 PM: OMG ROSARIO DAWSON!

8:36 PM: Sasha still looks peeved about something.
And now, Demi Lovato performing.

8:37 PM: Wow Demi. That's a lot of sequins on your jacket.

8:39 PM: GOSSIP TIME! Who is "Get Back" about again? Isn't it Cody Linley, who also dated Miley Cyrus? Or that other blonde Disney kid?

8:41 PM: "Who says I can't wear my Converse with my dress?" Um, style critics. They're vicious.

8:42 PM: I love how Demi's band is all black, including her, while Miley's band is all white.

8:44 PM: Jill Biden and her granddaughters take the stage! They're so cute!

8:46 PM: Natalie Biden's daddy is in the miltary? Aw...
And now...MICHELLE OBAMA IS ONSTAGE!!!

8:47 PM: Wait, Michelle Obama is making me cry. Why is she making me cry?

8:49 PM: Miley's space out stare is scaring me.
And Miley, you are a kid, technically. So quit talking about kids as if you're not one. Because you are.

8:53 PM: Lucy Liu onstage.

8:54 PM: CORBIN BLEU PERFORMING! WAIT, WHY IS HIS FRO SMALLER? CONSPIRACY!

8:55 PM: I remember once hearing a certain neighborhood brat complaining that it looks like Corbin Bleu is trying to do "the wrong thing to a girl" when he dances. For one: IT'S CALLED SEX! And secondly: Miley Cyrus' dancing is worse.

8:56 PM: Who the hell are these kids?

8:58 PM: Corbin looks touched by something for some reason. And Queen Latifah is now onstage. Please tell me she'll perform one of her old songs.

8:59 PM: Hi army people!
Aw...the director of the high school choir is married to one the army people.
Whoa, a dude just called his army wife sexy on Disney Channel! He's in trouble!

9:02 PM: Aw... all those "I love you mom!" "I love you dad!" from the high school choir was touching.
Wait, Queen, can you repeat that? How many care packages?

9:04 PM: Is Simon discriminating against a mutt?
And now Shaq is talking about being military-raised. The military taught him toughness. Did they also make him that tall?

9:06 PM: And now it's Bow Wow. Witout the Lil'.

9:07 PM: Did I just hear "Soulja Boy Tell 'Em"? NO! NO! NO! STOP! I SURRENDER!

9:12 PM: Oh great, Jonas Brothers. I bet Taylor Swift is getting her darts ready.

9:14 PM: "Now that's some fancy dancing." Thanks Mickey. I should've used that during Bow Wow's set.

9:17 PM: Yeah! It's Usher! Get caught up! Oh, I went there.

9:18 PM: Poor military kids. I have only moved around this town, and only changed schools once.

9:20 PM: Get your darts out Taylor Swift.
I find it so weird that they're singing about how a girl is mistreating them.

9:22 PM: That's some fancy dancing Michelle.
Aw... Sasha took out her camera. It looks like she has a future here on Buzznet!

9:24 PM: I'll admit, the JoBros actually sound nice on this "Lovebug" song. But once they decide to "ROCK OUT!" I want to find something to heal my ears.
But the song sounds like they read the Blender article comparing them to the Beatles, and ran with it.

9:26 PM: Dude, you guys, you ought to see Sasha with that digital camera. She so has a future here at Buzznet. Now, if she went to more FBR concerts, then she'd automatically get all her pictures featured.

9:29 PM: "We're gonna work this out." Oh, words of irony for sure.

9:30 PM: Aw...the Obama girls and Biden granddaughters rocking out! This is an epic moment! I have a feeling these families will get along great.

9:32 PM: So who is that rapper dude in that "Burning Up" song?

9:33 PM: Regardless of my feelings towards the JoBros, I found it so cute when Joe Jonas grabbed the Obama and Biden girls by the hand and brought them on stage.

Closing thoughts on this?
Sasha so has a future here on Buzznet. Mark my words. Once she's old enough to join Buzznet, I'm sure she'll be perfect on here.

So, to show how much I love you, I got you a present.

That's not it.

Here is your present:

Herei it is.

Raise your hand if you think I should liveblog the Disney Innagurational Eve majig hosted by Michelle Obama and Jill Biden where Miley Cyrus, Jonas Brothers, Demi Lovato, and Corbin Bleu will be performing.

Why?
Because it's nice that young people care about this country.
Plus, I'm a masochist.
Also, I kinda have a feeling that the JoBros and Miley are disappointed by the election results. I don't know why...

 

UPDATE: Rosario Dawson and Queen Latifah will be in attendance also. And Miley Cyrus will be debuting her new song! (Must this girl always relate everything to her?) Proof.

But with Rosario Dawson there, I'll be definetely watching. I mean, I love Rosario! I've only seen Rent, but she stole my heart in that nonetheless. Actually, everyone in Rent stole my heart from me.