"I do love knitting patterns."

That was your performance of winner of Best Song. And this...is the Halloweenies!
Hello! This is your host, Brittany. I have to say, voter participation was a lot better this year! Thank you all for voting!
Okay, enough with the crap.
And now... presenter Patrick Stump.

Patrick: "Hello, there. Vampire hunting, is more than just a sport. It's an occupation. Let's reward the best in their occupation." *opens envelope* "And the winner for Best Vampire Hunter is...Buffy Summers!"

Buffy: "Thank you! I would like to accept this on behalf of all the kick-ass women out there." *takes award* "Ashly (newageamazon), this is for you."

All right, and now, Phillip J. Fry.

Fry: "You know, when I was younger, I liked trick or treating, and fighting with my brother over who got to wear the stupid hat. Then, when I got older and started working at Panucci's Pizza, my Halloweens were spent making Pizza and getting egged. But, once I got home, I could always look forward to my favorite TV shows' Halloween episodes. And I am here, to honor the winner..." *opens envelope* "Ah! I got a papercut. The winner is... a tie between That 70's Show and Buffy the Vampire Slayer."

Hyde: "Whoa...where the hell am I?"
Donna: "Thank you, everybody. It was a fun episode. Buffy, you rock too."

Well, that was odd.
Last year, the winner of greatest thing about Halloween was Frank Iero, so this year, I thought I'd give him his own category.
And the winner of "Best Thing About Frank Iero is...his talent!

Shame the laugh did not win.

And now, Stewie Griffin.

Stewie: "Television. The very institute of America. Just like beer-drinking. Another tradition in America is mixing. Like mixing holidays with television shows. So now, I present you the award for Best Supernatural-Themed Television Show..." *opens envelope* "Supernatural!"

*lights go out*
*lights turn on, and award is gone.*
"What the hell was that?"

And now, we cut to commercial!
When we come back, the winner of Best Witch or Wizard, and Best Supernatural-Themed Book!

All right, now.
First off, I shall warn, any spell-casting will result in the nominee being disqualified.
And here is... Albus Dumbledore.

Albus: "Thank you! Thank you! Now, we're all aware of how great it is to be a wizard. And I would like to give this award to a great friend of mine." *opens envelope* "Mister Harry Potter! You have won Best Witch or Wizard."

Harry: "Thank you! I always thought Hermione was a better witch than me. And Alyson Hannigan is quite talented. But, thank you!"

Wow. That Harry Potter. So modest. Alyson Hannigan was one percent behind him, though. Trufax. And, speaking of Hermione Granger, here she is.

Hermione: "All right, so books are such an excellent thing. You can learn a lot from them. They are also the best form of entertainment, so much better than television. So, for the award for Best Supernatural-Themed Book is..." *opens evelope* "Harry Potter, which I will of course be accepting. Thank you everybody!"

Now, of course, Tim Burton has made one of the greatest films to watch Halloween, Christmas, Easter, or even Arbor Day, The Nightmare Before Christmas. The inspiration for his poem came to him when he was watching a store window take down their Halloween decorations, and put up their Christmas decorations. So, we honor, Tim Burton. Honorary Halloweenie.

And the winner, of Best Tim Burton Movie, is, what else, The Nightmare Before Christmas!

Jack: "Thank you all for your many votes! Thank you!" *grabs award*

And now, we cut to commercial. But, when we come back, The Bests come out again! With Best Ghost, Best Werewolf, and Best Vampire!

Hello, we're back!
And now, in honor of my dear friend, Riley, Kimberly J. Brown!

Kimberly: "Hi everybody! I took a day off of caring for my five brothers and sisters. That's a lot of kids, you know! So, werewolves are quite fun to be around, believe it or not. And this particular werewolf, is very deserving of the award. And it goes to Remus Lupin."

Lupin: "Thank you. While my condition did cost me such a great job, this award makes up for that. Thank you all very much."

Thank you Kimberly J. Brown for coming out of hiding! Riley and I missed you so much! We needed you in Halloweentown 4. So, instead, we care not to talk about it.
And now, for our next presenter, who, unfortunately, is so excited for the upcoming birth of his child, we go to him by satellite. Pete Wentz everybody!

Pete: "Hello! Hello! Now, I always thought vampires were badass. That's why I demanded to be one in '16 Candles'. And the winner of Best Vampire is... Edward Cullen, who was too busy 'loving Bella' to make it. So I will accept this on behalf of my video, '16 Candles', and Bill, Brendon, and Travie, who all made great vampires, according to Ashly, who Buffy thinks is awesome, so that makes it official. Thank you."

Wow, that was so expected.
And now, Christina Ricci.

Christina: "Okay, ghosts are quite the diva co-stars. They need the exact angles from the cameras, and they need make-up to cover up their blemishes, but not so much that they look pale. However, there is much more food from catering because of them! And, the winner of Best Ghost is..." *opens envelope* "Casper, the Friendly Ghost!"

Casper: "Thank you everybody! You're all very nice! Thank you!"

And with that, we must cut to commercial.
But when we get back, "Best Movie", and a Buzznet Member becomes an honorary Halloweenie.

And now that we're back, I would like to give an honorary Halloweenie to someone.
So, I hadn't planned ahead, and I was leaving for North Dakota, without the Halloweenies to be taken care of. Luckily, Rosalie (xxrccola) took care of that! So, we give her an Honorary Halloweenie!

Now, for Best Halloween Movie, we give you, Sisky Business.

Sisky: "Yo! Wassup! Sisky Business here! There is nothing better than watching movies, and Halloween is a great excuse for it! The winner of Best Halloween Movie is..." *opens envelope* "The Nightmare Before Christmas!"

"And now for the dude that reminds me of my dear friend Bill Beckett, Jack Skellington, the Pumpkin King!"
"Thank you again everybody. I feel so honored. Thank you."

And now, the moment you've all been waiting for, The Greatest Thing About Halloween:
Celebrating the odd.

Thank you and goodnight everybody!

What is all this drama people are talking about?

Was being gone for a whole day leave me out of the loop?

Why don't I just drop off the face of tyhe Earth to please all you bastards?

Life fucking sucks.

I've been reading around on some Twilight fans' pages that you feel like us For The Lulz fans don't respect your opinion.

I honestly feel like we do try to respect your opinion, but I want to know what makes it feel like we disrespect your opinion?

I don't mean to attack anyone, I'm just curious. I want to hear from you.

I tried calling my almost lover. Unfortunately, he wasn't there. I gave up SpongeBob for him, and he was out with her.
Am I the one to mold into a fungus like a certain heroine?
Of course not! I listen to music and record what I listen to for you to judge me!
So enjoy!

Wonder how many songs that come on will make me think of him?

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9:25 PM: "Beware! Cougar!" by The Academy Is... (1 song so far)
9:29 PM: "Valli Nation" by Valli Girls
9:33 PM: "Unwritten" by Natasha Bedingfield
9:37 PM: "Expectations" by Belle & Sebastien
9:40 PM: "Write You A Song" by Plain White Ts (2 now)
9:45 PM: "Pumpkin Soup" by Kate Nash
9:47 PM: "Long Time Coming" by Oliver James (Unmagic 3)
9:51 PM: "First Day of the Rest of Our Lives" by MxPx
9:55 PM: "Friend of Mine" by Lily Allen
9:58 PM: "Come As You Are" by Nirvana
10:02 PM: "About A Girl" by The Academy Is... (4th time.)
10:06 PM: "Unexpected Places" by The Academy Is...
1010 PM: "crushcrushcrush" by Paramore (5th time)
10:13 PM: "A Dark Congregation" by The Hush Sound 
10:16 PM: "4 in the Morning" by Gwen Stefani (Gwen, 6, why?)
10:21 PM: "Keep It Simple" by Cobra Starship
10:25 PM: "Vampire" by Antsy Pants
10:26 PM: "To The End" by My Chemical Romance (He has all MCR albums, making this the 7th.)
10:29 PM: "Sing Again" by Chris Walla
10:32 PM: "Foundations" by Kate Nash
10:36 PM: "Beat It" cover by Fall Out Boy
10:40 PM: "Orange County Girl" by Gwen Stefani
10:43 PM: "What They Gonna Think?" by fan_3
10:47 PM: "Play" by Kate Nash
10:48 PM: "Miami" by Taking Back Sunday
10:52 PM: "The Moneymaker" by Rilo Kiley
10:55 PM: "Neighbors" by The Academy Is...
10:58 PM: "Black Mamba (Teddybears Remix)" by The Academy Is...
11:01 PM: "Beautiful Disaster" by Kelly Clarkson
11:06 PM: "Remember to Feel Real" by Armor For Sleep
11:10 PM: "Bang the Doldrums" by Fall Out Boy
11:13 PM: "From Yesterday" by 30 Seconds to Mars
11:17 PM: "Luxirious" by Gwen Stefani
11:22 PM: "Spice Up Your Life" by Spice Girls
11:24 PM: "Smile (Mark Ronson Remix)" by Lily Allen
11:28 PM: "We Are Broken" by Paramore
11:31 PM: "There's A Class For This" by Cute Is What We Aim For
11:35 PM: "Sloppy Love Jingle Pt. 3" by Gym Class Heroes
11:37 PM: "Attention" by The Academy Is... (You've got to be kidding me (by the way, 8th))
11:40 PM: "Like Vines" by The Hush Sound (9th, wanna keep going?)
11:43 PM: "Hum Hallelujah" by Fall Out Boy
11:47 PM: "Knock 'Em Out" by Lily Allen
11:50 PM: "Part of Your World" by Skye Sweetnam
11:53 PM: "Hate (I Really Don't Like You)" by Plain White Ts
11:57 PM: "Dear Mr. President" by P!nk

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So, only nine songs reminded me of him? Not nearly as pathetic as I thought I'd be.

Good night everybody!

So, a pharmacy in Virginia is the seventh pharmacy to be approved by Pharmacists for Life. This pharmacy has not only deny women emergency contraceptives, but they now do not give out birth control. Even though some women (like me) take the pill to regulate periods, even control acne.

Pharmacists for Life supports lying to women about their prescriptions, saying they "don't have them."
You know, I am immediately reminded of a quote from a play called Inherit the Wind (it was made into a movie), about a controversy that happens in a strict religious town when an aitheist science teacher teaches Darwin's Theory of Evolution, as opposed to Creationism. A journalist covering the scandal asks a local shopkeeper about his opinion, to which the shopkeeper replies "I don't have opinions. Bad for business."
Like the shopkeeper, these pharmacists should leave their political opinions out of their job, and just give these women their medication. Leave your morals at the door and smile like you mean it.

If it wasn't for my Seasonale, my life would be a living hell. I was prescribed birth control because my periods were, like, two weeks in between. Any women knows how terrible having periods are.

Denying women the right to control their own periods and pregnancies?
That is cruel.

We all know the "So Gay" epidemic is reaching new lows, but it may have been shaken today.

In my first period Honors English class, when a kid was overheard saying "That's so gay" about something today, my teacher then told him, "We do not say that phrase in this classroom." Of course, the students couldn't understand exactly what he meant, right?

Finally, he (my teacher) announced to the class "I dislike it when the word 'gay' is used negatively. For future reference."

Let's applaud.

Ever since high school, I've been feeling like my life is a bad reality show, with a good soundtrack.
Everyone's watching to see what I'll do next, and everyone makes their assumptions about me.
And with my certain feud, everyone takes their side. Team Brittany, or Team Physcopath.
And the only people I can talk to are on the outside. Those not involved in this crappy show airing Thursdays at 8 on MTV.

They all watch, and I'm not sure if I'm portrayed as a villain, or heroine.
My triumphs are rewarded, my bad moments on display for future blackmail.
The good vocalists of today sing my frustration, and my happiness.
I'm on the small screen for the world to critique.
Good God, get me out of this shitty box.

On the plus side, the soundtrack is good!

I do not pick the nominees. So if you want to say anything about how "This is not Halloween", then tell it to the people that nominated it.
NOT ME! I'm not the person that picked the nominees!
Go complain to them!

If you have a choice for a nominee and show so in the comments of that category, I will try my hardest to resist slapping you.
If you have a choice for a nominee, you should've nominated them.
But too bad, you're too late.
So shut your mouth, thank you.

I am sorry if I offended you, but I have had it with these issues.

Thank you, and good night.

DISCLAIMER: I am purely joking. If this offends you, I am sorry.

Mood swings?
Sudden weight gain?
Cravings for mayonnaise?

Am I pregnant?
But I can't be, because I haven't had sex.
So maybe...I'm pregnant with Jesus!

I'm thinking Jesus is so last millenium.
How about I name him...Ashby?

I feel pushed out of the circle.
Replaced.
No longer existent.
Sitting behind this screen with my heart meeting up with my stomach again.
Not here. Replaced by others.

My, how a lot has happened since I've been gone.

Jessica Valenti has written a third book. This time, it's about America's fetishizing of virginity, and how it harms young girls.
You would expect purity-pushers to complain about the book, right? At least, once it came out?
Yeah, well she releases the book cover and they freak out!

Here and the one that set the fire off.

Of course, only the book cover has been previewed, right?
So obviously, they HAVEN'T READ THE THING!

Take a look at some quotes:

"But, these hardcore liberal feminists? For them, it's not enough to say that, 'I'm not a virgin' or 'I like to sleep with a lot of guys,' they have to come up with some kind of justification for why it's the best way to live." --Right Wing News

"The point is that because of feminists, our society is becoming one huge "Girls Gone Wild," with even little girls being sexualized in our culture." --Say Anything Blog

"The cover says it all. I mean...... who is going to read that garbage??? Is it geared toward a mother and father to push their kids to refrain from abstinence???? I can barely type right now I'm so fired up. ...I can only wonder where she comes up with her standards, or lack there of. ALL of her stances are selfish. What is good for me RIGHT now. I am going to puke." --Dad Reformed (psst, at this time, the post cannot be found.

"Feminism, somehow, has come to be about everyone who can be a slut, being one."--House of Eratosthenes

And remember...they haven't read it yet.

Futurama is on soon, so what will I listen to?
Stay tuned.

6:53 PM: "The Moneymaker" by Rilo Kiley
6:56 PM: "You Are The Moon" by The Hush Sound
6:59 PM: "Smile" by Lily Allen (remix)
7:03 PM: "People Ain't No Good" by Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds
7:08 PM: "Five Minutes to Midnight" by Boys Like Girls
7:12 PM: "Here I Stand" by Madina Lake
7:15 PM: "Newport Living" by Cute Is What We Aim For
7:19 PM: "Car Underwater" by Armor For Sleep
7:23 PM: "I'm So Sick" by Flyleaf
7:26 PM: "Write You A Song" by Plain White Ts
7:30 PM: "SpongeBob and Patrick Confront the Physcic Wall of Energy" by The Flaming Lips
7:33 PM: "Guilty Pleasure" by Cobra Starship
7:37 PM: "Behind These Hazel Eyes" by Kelly Clarkson
7:40 PM: "Fire Down Below" by Alkaline Trio
7:44 PM: "Smells Like Teen Spirit" by Nirvana
7:49 PM: "We're Having A Party" by Rod Stewart
7:53 PM: "We Get On" by Kate Nash
7:58 PM: "Ocean Man" by Ween
8:00 PM: "Crash" by Gwen Stefani
8:04 PM: "Down and Out" by The Academy Is...
8:08 PM: "Wine Red" by The Hush Sound
8:11 PM: "Long Time Coming" by Oliver James
8:15 PM: "Expectations" by Belle & Sebastien
8:18 PM: "Orange County Girl" by Gwen Stefani
8:22 PM: "Silent Movie" by Natasha Bedingfield
8:26 PM: "Rock N Roll Hoochie Koo" by Rick Derringer
8:30 PM: "Sing Again" by Chris Walla
8:32 PM: "Poor Thing" from Sweeney Todd
8:35 PM: "Friend" by Kaitlyn

*break*

8:46 PM: "Bad Intentions" by Broadway Calls
8:49 PM: "Mad About You" by Belinda Carlisle
8:52 PM: "Losing Sleep" by Charlotte Sometimes
8:56 PM: "Carpal Tunnel of Love" by Fall Out Boy

Hello! The Academy Is... music guide here! And you may think I'm a mean person sneakily untagging your photos, but I've also been looking at your stuff in the community! Would you like to see what I thought was good? Here you go!

I would like to dedicate this to someone uber-special.
Although I do not condone violence, dear.

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"Mama Said Knock You Out" by LL Cool J

Don't call it a comeback
I been here for years
Rockin my peers and puttin suckas in fear
Makin the tears rain down like a MON-soon
Listen to the bass go BOOM
Explosion, overpowerin
Over the competition, I'm towerin
Wreckin shop, when I drop these lyrics that'll make you call the cops
Don't you dare stare, you betta move
Don't ever compare
Me to the rest that'll all get sliced and diced
Competition's payin the price

[Chorus:]

I'm gonna knock you out (HUUUH!!!)
Mama said knock you out (HUUUH!!!)
[REPEAT 4X]

Don't u call this a regular jam
I'm gonna rock this land
I'm gonna take this itty bitty world by storm
And I'm just gettin warm
Just like Muhummad Ali they called him Cassius
Watch me bash this beat like a skull
Cuz u know I had beef wit
Why do u riff with me, the maniac psycho
And when I pull out my jammy get ready cuz it might go
BLAAAAW, how ya like me now?
The river will not allow
U to get with, Mr. Smith, dont riff
Listen to my gear shift
I'm blastin, outlastin
Kinda like Shaft, so u could say I'm shaftin
Old English filled my mind
And I came up with a funky rhyme

[Chorus]
[LL]

Breakdown!!!

Shadow boxin when I heard you on the radio (HUUUH!!!)
I just don't know
What made you forget that I was raw?
But now I got a new tour
I'm goin insane, startin the hurricane, releasin pain
Lettin you know that you can't gain, I maintain
Unless ya say my name
Rippin, killin
Diggin and drillin a hole
Pass the Ol' Gold

[Chorus]

Shotgun blasts are heard
When I rip and kill, at WILL
The man of the hour, tower of power, I'll devour
I'm gonna tie you up and let you understand
that I'm not your average man
when I got a jammy in my hand
DAAAAAM!!!!! Oooooohh!!
Listen to the way I slaaaaay, your crew
Damage (UHH) damage (UHH) damage (UHH) damage
Destruction, terror, and mayhem
Pass me a sissy so suckas I'll slay him
Farmers (What!!!) Farmers (What!!!)
I'm ready (we're ready!!!)
I think I'm gonna bomb a town (get down!!)
Don't u neva, eva, pull my lever
Cuz I explode
And my nine is easy to load
I gotta thank God
Cuz he gave me the strength to rock
HARD!! knock you out, mama said knock you out

[Chorus]

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Watch the video.

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Thank you for reading.
And somone special: ROCK ON!

So, last night I was told by a guy I severely like (after his minute-long gush about his girlfriend) that I should get a boyfriend. When I told him my standards for boyfriends are high, he says "Well you should lower them."

It sounds pathetic for me to say this, but I do want someone to be with right now.
But from this town? I'm thinking fuck no.
I mean, have you seen my idiot quote of the day series? Yeah, those are all men saying those. Or boys would be a better term. I bet you all the good men on Buzznet are headdesking at this info.

Or one guy who knows that it annoys me when he plays footsies with me, but he does it anyway just to annoy the fuck out of me?
Or the guys who think treating women like dirt is just how it should be?

UGH!

Is it that I have too high of standards, or I'm just surrounded by fucktards that I would rather be stung by a bee than mate with them? And FYI, I'm deathly afraid of bees.
Is it too snooty when the thought of me wanting a boyfriend crosses my mind, I scoff in my head "I deserve better." or is it an understatement?

Can a good guy that isn't a close friend of mine (been there, fucked up) come out and show he is not a douche?

New Misogyny Trend! Revenge Porn!

Yes. Not a hate crime. Not at all. Because words weren't exchanged?

Psst...new book coming out! (It's on my birthday list!)

Guess who?

Teacher called "80-year-old virgin cat-lady", "unmarried woman who has never known love", and was told she is horrible at her profession, for writing a Cliff's Notes on Twilight that wasn't defending the series. Wow.

Throwing a Halloween Party? Make it Twilight-themed! Or make it actually Twilight-themed.

Margaret Cho loves Amanda Palmer.

Selena Gomez giving into racist ideals with a poppy music background? Or just resisting?

While Mark may be liveblogging the debate (where I will get all my info on it), I decided to liveblog what I'm listening to while I'm waiting for Futurama. Because I refuse to watch Zoey 101 for reasons that it's worse than anything Disney put on (seriously, it's so flat, boring, melodramatic, I could go on.) and I can't stop screaming at her "Ha! You got pregnant!" at Jame-Lynn Spears. It's hard.

So, enjoy my music taste.

7:11 PM: "Happy Now?" by No Doubt
7:14 PM: "Great DJ" by The Ting Tings
7:19 PM: "Dangerous" by My American Heart
7:24 PM: "Wine Red" by The Hush Sound
7:27 PM: "Nicest Thing" by Kate Nash
7:30 PM: "Chop Chop" by The Academy Is...
7:34 PM: "As You Cry" by The Hush Sound
7:37 PM: "Alfie by Lily Allen
7:40 PM:  "Snakes On A Plane (Bring It)" by Cobra Starship
7:44 PM: "Dance, Dance" by Fall Out Boy
7:47 PM: "We Get On" by Kate Nash
7:51 PM: "Yummy" by Gwen Stefani
7:56 PM: "Thriller" by Fall Out Boy
7:59 PM: "Get Busy Living or Get Busy Dying (Do Your Part To Save The Scene and Stop Going to Shows)" by Fall Out Boy
8:03 PM: "Under My Rock" by Patrick Starr
8:06 PM: "Spice Up Your Life" by The Spice Girls
8:09 PM:: "The Great Escape" by Boys Like Girls
8:12 PM: "Sweet Tangerine" by The Hush Sound
8:16 PM: "When Worlds Collide" from SpongeBob SquarePants
8:17 PM: "Part Of Your World" from The Little Mermaid

*shower (believe me, I stink)

8:37 PM: "Hey Mean Mr. Bossman" from SpongeBob SquarePants
8:38 PM: "Rebecca" by Meg & Dia
8:42 PM: "Break Out! Break Out!" by All Time Low
8:45 PM: "Goofy Goober Rock" from SpongeBob SquarePants Movie
8:48 PM: "Remember To Feel Real" by Armor For Sleep
8:51 PM: "Losing Sleep" by Charlotte Sometimes
8:55 PM: "Hate (I Really Don't Like You)" by Plain White Ts

Okay, there was nothing on television, so I came across Paris Hilton's My New BFF, so next time I bitch about it, I have something to back it up.

First off, the whole idea of a contest for finding a BFF is terrible to me. Why doesn't she do what we non-celebrities have to do and have a best friendship grow from trust, and expierences together.

And now, my bitchiness completely came out.

So Paris gives the contestants a make-over. Where she demands they all change their looks they are comfortable with. And when three people refuse to get one, she gets angry at them, even though she has been blonde for how many years? Yeah, and Paris, it's not them thinking you don't know what's best, it's them being confident in their current looks, and wanting to keep it.
Also, the contestants are constantly told that to be Paris' BFF, they have to do everything she says. How is that a good friendship? One person has to obey the other and do everything he/she says. If I was ordering a friend around, I would like them to call me out on it. If a friend made me do everything she says? I would probably distance myself from her.

Any thoughts?

So, today in my English class, when we were watching the Frankenstein movie with Kenneth Branaugh and Helena Bonham Carter, there is a part (that is, mind you, not in the book) in the movie when Helena's character, Elizabeth, says to Victor, "Will you marry me?".

Oh no. Mr. Misogynist don't like when woman proposes to man.

So he says:

"Men should propose to women. That's just the way it should be."

Yes. It should also be that women get paid nothing for their work, while men are just thrown money at them.
What century do we live in again?

All you've done is help knock down my confidence.

I'm sorry.

This means break.

 

UPDATE: Wow, maybe I really should not be allowed a computer when I'm in such a state of depression.
Okay, so last night, I pretty much had a mental breakdown, and I kept thinking things like "If I die, I would not be missed." and somehow, I made the connection between that phrase and Buzznet.
I guess you great friend disproved that theory!
Thanks for caring!