October 31, 2007The Halloweenies!!!!!!!!!!Hello Ladies & Gentleman! Witches and Werewolves! I welcome you to the first annual Halloweenies! And our opening performance...the winner of "Best Halloween Song", My Chemical Romance's House of Wolves! Good evening ladies and gents. Over the month, I have had you guys vote for your favorite Halloween stuff. Except, the category, "Face You'd Most Like to Carve on a Pumpkin" will not be chosen by favoritism, or voting, but instead, the one I found as the most original idea. "What do you get when vampires attack? A ravaged city? How about...our winner...Patrick Stump!" And now, to present our award for Best Witch or Wizard, here is Melissa Joan Hart, as Sabrina the Teenage Witch, and Britney Spears:
And now, for Tom Cruise. *jumps on couch* "This next performer is Michael Jackson! I love Michael Jackson! I love Michael Jackson! I love Michael Jackson! I love Michael Jackson! I love Michael Jackson!"--Tom Cruise(*)
The Halloweenies is sponsored by (or I wish was)
And now we return to the Halloweenies. Our next presenter, has fallen for both vampires and werewolves, and will present both awards as such. Here is...Bella Swann, and the future Mrs. Edward Cullen (jealous? Me too.) "Hi! When I first moved to Forks, I never expected to meet vampires, or werewolves. And now, I have fallen in love with a vampire, and have a werewolf for a best friend. And now, the winner for Best Vampire, Ville Valo! And now, for our award for Day Halloween Should Be On, you members of Buzznet think Halloween should be EVERYDAY! Start writing to your local senator to campaign for this! And now to present our award for "Best Halloween Episode of a TV Show, here is Bender from Futurama! "Hey everybody! Bender here! I am here because I love Halloween, and I to advertise for the return of my show, FUTURAMA! Now, even though Futurama isn't nominated, because we prefer X-mas, that doesn't mean I can't present the award for Best Halloween Episode of a TV Show. And admit it, you all felt bad without your weekly fix of me! Bender Bending Rodriguez! Now, for the winner of 'Best Halloween Episode...'...Our sister show, The Simpsons! Episode Treehouse of Horror I-IX!"
And now, for a musical performance by the original cast of Nightmare Before Christmas to accept their award for Best Halloween Movie and Best Song from Nightmare Before Christmas, here is "This is Halloween" by the orginal cats of Nightmare Before Christmas!
The Halloweenies is sponsored by:
And now to present the award for Best Supernatural Themed TV-Show, here is Allison Hannigan: "This one time, at band camp, I shoved a flute up my *****, and then, we turned into this show, which went on to win a Halloweenie, for Best Supernatural-Themed TV Show, it was soooooo funny! Here are the winner(s), Sabrina the Teenage Witch, and Are You Afraid of the Dark?"--Allison Hannigan(*)
And now, to present the finalists, for Most Likely to Play Edward Cullen in the Film Version of Twilight, here is the guy himself, Edward Cullen! "Hello. So, apparently, a young lady by the name of Brittany, is holding the 'Project Twilight Casting', where you, and only you, can control who is casted as me, Carlisle, Bella, Esme, that dog, and plenty of other characters. I strongly believe you should join, and find the perfect person to play me in the film version of Twilight. Unfortunately, though, what Buzznet choses as the best person to be casted, might not follow through with the actual casting. But, it's just fun anyways. So, I now present you the finalists of 'Most Likely to Play Edward Cullen in the Film Version of Twilight'"--Edward Cullen And now, to present the award for Best Supernatural-Themed Book, here is Stewie Griffin of the hit TV Show, Family Guy! "Good evening ladies and gentleman. Reading, according to many school-teachers, is a gateway to another world. And, stories of vampires, werewolves, and witches (oh my!), why, these books put them in a good light. And, I have befriended some of them, in help for my quest in killing that damn Lois. Right Jasper? Yeah, okay. Anyways, while I shall not speak of my plan to kill Lois on the Internet, instead, I will tell you the winner(s) of Best Supernatural-Themed Book, are "Twilight" series by Stephanie Meyer, and "The Vampire Chronicles" by Anne Rice. Just because you all love vampires. I do too. They can kill Lois."--Stewie Griffin(*) And, when we return, a special message from Carlisle Cullen and Jasper Hale, "The Best Thing About Halloween", and the winner for "Face You'd Most Like to Carve on a Pumpkin"
And now...The Academy Is...live on the Halloweenies!
"Hi Buzznet! This is Bill Beckett!" "Thank you William and Adam. I am Carlisle Cullen," And now, for the best thing about Halloween...Frank Iero's birthday! So make a cake for Frank and celebrate! And the winner for Face You'd Most Like to Carve on a Pumpkin...George W. Bush, so you could kick it in. If you would like the Halloweenies to come back next year, please let me know! And next year, I promise more voting. (*)Not actually said by the person Any anger towards me for misrepresantation will be seriously laughed at. I do not take pride in my stupid jokes. But you all should've stayed tune on if you could present or not.
Posted on 10/31/2007 7:24 PM Comments (33)
October 29, 2007"Fortunately, That's Not Me" (song)Well, peeps, I wrote a new song for you guys to criticize, praise, buzz, whatever you prefer. So, read it, enjoy it, buzz it, and then criticize it. Enjoy! “Fortunately, That’s Not Me” Holding hands, yeah well let me hold your throat Turning black and blue, well, my heart is, too I was once something that you could love But I guess you’re so much better of with her And I was sitting here crying on the floor over you Over you And now I’m getting myself off the floor so I can write this for you Write this for YOU! And I need some space So get out of my face And you need someone to fulfill Your man whore needs Fortunately, that not me You want to talk, well I just want to run away Trying not to scream out of my effing mind Listening to your rambling about who you left me for Well it’s not helping matters, no it’s making things worse And I was sitting here crying on the floor over you Over you And now I’m getting myself off the floor so I can write this for you Write this for YOU! And I need some space So get out of my face And you need someone to fulfill Your man whore needs Fortunately, that not me (guitar solo w/ dialogue) And I was sitting here crying on the floor over you Over you And now I’m getting myself off the floor so I can write this for you Write this for YOU! And I need some space So get out of my face And you need someone to fulfill Your man whore needs Fortunately, that not me Fortunately, fortunately, fortunately, that’s not That’s just not me
ÓBrittany Forbes, The Anti-Model Unfortunately, stealing better not be you.
Posted on 10/29/2007 10:37 PM Comments (4)
Lily Loves LeonaWhile Lily Allen is known for having mean things to the likes of Kate Moss, Lily had nothing but lovely things to say about fellow artist, Leona Lewis. Said in her blog: And I did some research on Leona Lewis. Here is her video for her single, "Bleeding Love":
Posted on 10/29/2007 9:58 PM Comments (9)
October 25, 2007BREAKING NEWS! Plot for Patrick Stump's Guest Appearance on Law & Order Revealed!Patrick plays Marty Dressler, an employee for an energy company and a suspect in the case of kidnapping and murder case that occured during a New York City blackout.
Thank you to kairbears4 for reporting this news beforehand. You are awesome! For the other readers reading this, go add her![1] (that is, if you haven't already!)
It is unknown if Patrick is the culprit in the episode, but many of you who voted on my poll[2] think he should play the killer. Will we get our wish? Only February will tell. [1] http://kairbears4.buzznet.com/user/
Posted on 10/25/2007 2:38 PM Comments (4)
October 24, 2007LIVE! South Park Episode Recap "Imaginationland Part II"It's starts with Butters dreaming he's back at home, and his parents are giving him breakfast. Too good to last. (commercial) The Bad Imaginations are torturing Strawberry Shortcake. They finally decide to have someone with AIDS pee in her eye sockets. So she'll die all "slow-like". Now that is good torturing! (commercial) Butters is walking down a path with Snarf and the Lollipop King. Butters is arrested on suspicion of being a terrorist. Butters is not a terrorist! He's bi-curious! End of episode. If I have missed anything, please inform me of any corrections I need to make. Thanks!
Posted on 10/24/2007 10:03 PM Comments (0)
Britney Spears Album DOUBLE LEAK!MuchMusic got a hold of the new Britney Spears album, Blackout. You can listen to it here: http://www.muchmusic.com/music/firstspin/britneyspears/ And JustJared got a hold of the Britney Spears album booklet. So here are the pictures:
Posted on 10/24/2007 3:34 PM Comments (1)
October 22, 2007Dear Buzznet:I need some stress off of the Halloweenies, so, I want you guys to help me majorly! A contest to who will present an award. Here is the application form, post application in the comments:
And, I will give the job of handling the "Face You'd Most Like To Carve on A Jack-O-Lantern to someone I trust most on here and if they feel up to it. So if you're a friend of mine on here and would like the job, say so! Thanks for reading this! I hope you all enjoy the Halloweenies (I'll try!)
Posted on 10/22/2007 9:25 PM Comments (3)
October 19, 2007Cobra Starship Album LEAK!Haha! I got you there, didn't I? Fueled By Ramen has leaked the album on FBR+, and you can listen to it for FREE! So head on over to the link posted at the bottom, click Audio, then Cobra Starship. But no downloading kiddies. The Cobras got bills to pay, too.
Tracklist:
Originally titled: If The World Is Ending, We Are The Throwing The Party
Thank you kairbears4 for filling me in on this spectacular early Christmas present via message.
Posted on 10/19/2007 7:47 PM Comments (3)
October 17, 2007Vanessa Hudgens FIRED!It's an awful year for Vanessa. First, her boyfriend becomes mobbed by thousands of 9-year-olds. Then pictures of her naked appear, um, everywhere. Now her ride on the HSM train has come to a stop. OK! Magazine has reported that Vanessa will not return for High School Musical 3. Reports an insider: “Disney finally decided that they don’t want her back. They feel that as long as Zac Efron is in the movie, all will be fine. He’s the real star – the household name – and, most importantly, he comes without baggage.” Vanessa Hudgens: What the hell will she do now?Vanessa Hudgens, most famous for her role in High School Musical, will not be in HSM3 because of her nude photo scandal. That leaves me with this question: What is up next for her?
Posted on 10/17/2007 7:28 PM Comments (1)
October 16, 2007Pull A Milli Vanilli for Motion City Soundtrack!Motion City Soundtrack has announced a contest where you, the fans, will lip-sing their song "This Is For Real" and film it for YouTube! All you have to do is take out your camera, play "This Is For Real" by Motion City Soundtrack, and move your lips! Not even fancy editing! For more details, like how to enter, go here: http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=743077&blogID=319572408
Posted on 10/16/2007 5:33 PM Comments (2)
The Hills: Case No. 001I watched last night's episode of The Hills. And I am opening the case. All rise for Judge Britt.
Posted on 10/16/2007 2:56 PM Comments (10)
October 11, 2007Paul McCartney and Heather Mills STILL DivorcingThe exes met in court in London earlier today to discuss the divorce (AGAIN!) The court tried to keep the meeting a secret by only using the case number and covering the viewing hole on the door. At least they tried.
Posted on 10/11/2007 2:43 PM Comments (0)
October 7, 2007Announcing New ProjectI am announcing my work on a new project, titled "Project Twilight Casting". Here are the rules:
If you are interested in joining, go here: www.buzznet.com/groups/projecttwilightcasting If you are interested in becoming a Casting Director, here are the qualifications you need:
Thank you for reading this post all about Project Twilight Casting. Please join if you are excited about the book and have ideas for casting the movie.
Posted on 10/07/2007 1:05 AM Comments (0)
October 4, 2007Family Guy: "I Need A Jew and a Lawyer"Family Guy had an episode parodying the Jewish stereotypes, such as "They're cheap" and "They're all accountants." First off, the episode aired in 2003, about 4 years ago, and they're just now noticing it's existence? I bet they still think Anna Nicole and Daniel live in L.A. happily ever after. Here is the original song "When You Wish Upon A Star":
And here is a tape of Seth MacFarlane performing "I Need A Jew" sorry, I couldn't find any better videos.)
Posted on 10/04/2007 5:45 PM Comments (0)
Sweeney Todd: The Demonic Barber of Fleet StreetTim Burton and Johnny Depp team up in another Deppton masterpiece titled "Sweeney Todd", a film adaption of the classic musical (as featured in Jersey Girl) and the trailer has been released on Yahoo! The movie stars Johnny Depp, Sacha Baron Cohen (sadly, he is not Borat.), Alan Rickman (best known for Professor Severus Snape in the Harry Potter films), Timothy Spall (also known for playing Peter Pettigrew in Harry Potter films) and Helena Bonham Carter (last seen in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban). I can't wait to see this movie. Johnny Depp, singing, Harry Potter stars, and it just looks good. I am going to try as hard as I can to get into that movie. View the trailer here: http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1809834155/video/4367764
Posted on 10/04/2007 3:42 PM Comments (3)
October 3, 2007Halloweenies Nominations!Nominate your favorite actor or musician's portrayal of a vampire, witch, wizard, werewolf or vampire hunter in a movie, TV episode, TV series, or even music video! I also need nominations for favorite Halloween movie, favorite supernatural-themed TV show and book. Here's the category list for the "Halloweenies"
And any other categories will be accepted. Nominations open 'til Sunday at 2:00 P.M. Thank you all for reading this and thanks for the nominations. You don't have to nominate for EVERY category, but nominate for at least two categories. Again, thanks for the nominations! Update: NOMINATIONS FOR ALL CATGEORIES CLOSED! Happy Voting!
Posted on 10/03/2007 9:34 PM Comments (225)
October 1, 2007Pamela Anderson Getting Married...AgainThe Clark County Marriage Liscense Bureau has confirmed that Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon (uh, you know, the guy that was in the Paris Hilton sex tape?) have applied for a marriage liscense on Saturday in Las Vegas. Their relationship all started when Pam agreed to have sex with Rick after he paid off her gambling debts (Isn't that what Baywatch is for?) Let's take a look at the couple's previous known relationships: Rick Salomon: Pamela Anderson: Like the other realtionships worked out swell.
Posted on 10/01/2007 3:49 PM Comments (0)
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