"I do love knitting patterns."

How everyone is pointing the finger at Vicky T. for "lying" about the Patrick/Ashlee/Vicky T. collaboration. First off, when I read about Ashlee taking part, I was about to have second thoughts about her. Then she goes all "I like, sooooooooo didn't collaborate on that song." and I remained back to my first thoughts after her plastic surgery. She's a selfish plastic idiot. Disagree with me all you want, because this is my opinion. You don't have to agree with me, I don't have to agree with you. As Lilly Allen sings, "Feel what you want, as long as it's real."
And suddenly Vicky T.'s this "pathetic little liar". You know what? So is everyone else in this industry. One girl accidentally makes the mistake of saying two huge music industry peeps helped her on a song and she's automatically a bad person? How about Milli Vanilli? They lied and said they could sing! They even accepted a Grammy off of that lie! Huh? And Britney Spears? Those photos of her are so photoshopped, Heidi Montag's boobs are more real.
Now let's see who really is the mature one here:
And what did Patrick have to say about all this? "I just finished producing the Cobra Starship record. While we were doing pre-production for the album, I was showing Victoria how to use GarageBand," the statement reads. "I'm not familiar with the song in question, it might be something she made after I taught her some programming, but I was not creatively involved whatsoever. If you want to hear what I produced and collaborated on, check out the new CS album Viva La Cobra! in October."
And what did Vicky have to say? "Ever since I joined Cobra Starship, Gabe has encouraged us to work on music during our off time (Alex and Ryland with Ivy League, me with my stuff, etc). The stuff on myspace is not a serious project. I was lucky to be on the tour with such creative people who were willing to listen to my music, and inspire me to write more…this is by no means a collaboration with either Patrick or Ashlee. I refer to my song 'black and light'. Sorry for any confusion!"
And what did Pete Wentz, Ashlee's BF and Patrick's BFF, and Vicky T.'s friend/boss have to say? "The story isn't true ... someone got a bit off-base in the communication. Ash didn't work on it and neither did Patrick, I have no idea what the deal is, but they both told me they hadn't worked on it."
And what did Gabe Saporta, Vicky T.'s bandmate, and Patrick's friend/collaborator have to say? "We're all friends, so it's a fine line, and I know she's learning to use GarageBand and wanting to do her own songs, so maybe she just wanted to give everyone credit. I also don't know if Ashlee helped her with the lyrics ... I'm sure Victoria passed some stuff by her, but that's all I know."
And what did Ashlee have to say? Nothing. Oh how mature. She has her boyfriend, and all his friends say stuff about it, but she doesn't say a thing. Psh.
And no matter what, I'll always love Vicky T. She's a good keytarist and makes me want to learn how to play it. Patrick could turn a Paris Hilton song into a work of art. I do not like Ashlee, but that is MY personal opinion.

Thank you all for tuning into this episode of "You Wanna Know What Grinds My Gears"?

Disclaimer: These are my personal opinions and nobody is forced to agree. Say what you want, say what you will. I would rather you disagree then lie about agreeing (sp?) with me. Leave a comment, spark a debate. You have an opinion and everyone cares what you have to say.

Here is a song I wrote yesterday, It is not my best, but I'm not the best lyricist. So, here it is:

I’ll Have To Go
I can’t take your double life anymore
I love youbut not your deadly habits
It murders me to tell you this so I'll
Write it out
Write out

I love you more than anything
But I loathe your addictions from Hell
It’s not like this doesn’t hurt to say
But one more occasion like this and
I’ll have to go

Life's not as bad as you think it is
But your actions make it seem that way
It slaughters me to tell you this so I'll
Write it out
Write it out

I love you more than anything
But I loathe your addictions from Hell
It’s not like this doesn’t hurt to say
But one more occasion like this and
I’ll have to go

I've tried everything and this is the last resort
Don't say I don't care cause
This is the worst thing I've ever had to say
Had to say

I love you more than anything
But I loathe your addictions from Hell
It’s not like this doesn’t hurt to say
But one more
Yes one more event that is anything like this and I'll
I'll have to go

If you haven't heard of the swell new game from peta2, check it out! Here's the lowdown:
Princess Pamela Anderson is thisclose to revealing the secret to KFC when...
The lights go out!
You here a scream! and...
The screen turns to fuzz...
When the reception is back, the news anchor is tied up and you see a...Col.-Bot!
Toad tries to find someone to save Pam, but Mario and Luigi have come down with a case of...Wiitis!
Instead, it is up to Nugget and Chickette, the Superchick Sisters to save Princess Pam!

First, you must travel through the valley to the KFC, making your way past Col.-Bots, while free-ing chickens, eating tofu and communicating with activists, who will tell you all about KFC's secret.
Then, you must travel through KFC past Col.-Bots and...The Fryers of Death! You can also communicate with rats. Oh, and you also get to go underwater.
Next, you must travel through and underground sewer, tackling dangling Col.-Bots and communicating with slugs.
And, on World 4, you must travel through the jungle to get to Colonel Sander's lair where he is keeping the Princess captive. You can climb vines, but beware...there is open air that will instantly kill you!
(I have no idea what goes beyond World Four, seeing as I have yet to get that far.)

You have a choice of playing Nugget, Chicette, or Pamela Anderson, but you need the code to get that character!
To control the game, you must use your arrow keys to navigate. You must jump on the Col.-Bots to destroy them, but if you're not quick enough, the Col.-Bots will take away your life. To free the chickens, you must simply pass by them and they will fly off. Free as many chickens as you can, seeing as they will give you more points. There are also mystery blocks, and you must bump them with your head, and you either free another chicken, access tofu or gain a life.

Here are some player secrets:

1. Eating tofu makes you grow bigger, and makes you stronger so you can crush uneeded blocks. And if you lose with contact with a Col.-Bot, you will not automatically lose a life, but instead have your power taken away. But, with great power comes great responsibility. Or, being supersized will make you get stuck in small places.
2. If you are already supersized and eat tofu, you will gain a life! How awesome is that?
3. To get past the fryers of death, you must press the "up" key and the arrow key to which direction you plan on going, left or right.
4. The green-ish water on World Three will not kill you, it's just water than you can go under. It just looks disgusting.
5. The difference between the fryers of death and water is the water in the fryers are orange, and will kill you. If the water is light-blue, it is safe to go in.
6. This game is so addictive, you'll want to keep playing until you rescue Pam, and still keep playing.

#1 Highest-Scoring Player: OneTrueBob as Chicette with 174900.

To play the game, click this link: http://www.peta2.com/superchicksisters/index.asp
While you're at it, why not watch the video  on what goes on in the lair of KFC, narrated by Princess Pam, http://getactive.peta.org/campaign/peta2_pam_video and if you have been any bit affected by it, sign the pledge to boycott KFC, http://getactive.peta.org/campaign/Boycott_KentuckyFriedCruelty?qp_source=p2advsuperchickskfc&c=p22502 and you could make a huge difference!

Thanks for taking a look at my humble review of the new game created by peta2, inspired by Super Mario Brothers. So please play the game and have fun!
Love from,
xbrittanyx
stewieismyhomeboy
The Anti-Model

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MySpace: www.myspace.com/vegetarian_girl

I will try and write a story on Buzznet. I'm not sure if anyone can recall what happened last time I tried to write a story on here...well, basically, I don't even like it anymore.

So if anyone is hoping I'll write a new story, please say so! I'll have a poll on what the plot should be, and I'll post a story in the "Write On!" group, and maybe the "Carcrash" group.

Thanks for taking the time to read this. I hope you will all love the story. Thanks!
Love from,
xbrittanyx
stewieismyhomeboy
The Anti-Model

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Hotmail: xbrittanyx_sxc@hotmail.com
Yahoo!: geekoftheweek_21@yahoo.com
MySpace: www.myspace.com/vegetarian_girl

P.S.: Here are the top three bands that will be in the story, as much as I know so far.

I wrote a letter to the editor of my local newspaper, The Daily News, back in April. I will share it with you, my lovely readers:

Earth Day is coming up soon. That is the day when we help the Earth. As much as Earth Day should be everyday, I would also like to make another point. One of the biggest contributors to global warming is factory farms.

   Farmed animals generate roughly 130 times as much excrement as every human in the United States. Also, nearly half the water consumed in the United States is for domestic factory animals.

   This may sound predictable, but the best way to stop this is going vegetarian.

   Becoming vegetarian is as simple as ever at the moment, with yummy vegetarian options at fast food eateries to delicious recipes from vegetarian cookbooks.

   Please visit goveg.com for more information.

Brittany Forbes

Longview

If you want to read it from the site, here you go:
http://www.tdn.com/articles/2007/04/18/letters_new/news02.txt

Thanks for taking the time to read this letter I wrote. Please forgive me for adding the Fall Out Boy members as tags, even though it has little to do with them, but I would like everyone to read this and try help both the enviroment and the animals.

Thanks again for reading it!
Love from,
xbrittanyx
stewieismyhomeboy
The Anti-Model

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Hotmail: xbrittanyx_sxc@hotmail.com
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MySpace: www.myspace.com/vegetarian_girl

All right, time for some blogging:

Rumer Willis Aspires to Be A Musician
No, I am not kidding.
College dropout celeb-offspring Rumer Willis has expressed a desire to be a muscian to People magazine.
“I love a lot of different things. I really like acting, I really like music and I love photography. In a perfect world I could do all three. In the future, I would love to do an album. I have been singing since I was really little which not a lot of people know about so it’s one of those fun, personal things.”
In a perfect world, people wouldn't be famous for just for being the daughter of a sugar daddy and a botox addict.
Source: http://perezhilton.com/?p=3546

Van Halen or, a band with a similar name, to er, Reunite
80s band Van Halen will do a reunion tour with original frontman David Lee Roth. Even though they claim it is not a reunion tour, but it is a new band? Um, so this is just a band of old 80s rockers with a name too similar to Van Halen and playing a ton of Van Halen songs. Call me ignorant, but I really do not get this quote: "This is not a reunion—this is a new band." as said by David Lee Roth.
Well, I'm glad that they are reuniting, I mean, a new band. I "Jump"ed at the chance to talk about this tour. How awesome will that be?
Source: http://www.eonline.com/news/article/index.jsp?uuid=25b554ad-0f04-453b-bd4b-e2e4ea75a24f

Courtney Love Talk About "Bulimic Liars", er, Herself?
In September's Harper Baazar, you will get to see Courtney Love Um...
"I've lost a lot of weight, and I have done it through being quite disciplined," CLove says to the mag. "Some people think it's about weight loss, but it's about detoxing."
She also rants about bulimic liars: "I hate reading magazines where the actresses are saying 'Broccoli and fish, broccoli and fish.' You liars. You bulimic liars."
Although, in July, she boasted to People about her dieting tricks, like downing protein shakes, locking her refrigator and having only one meal a day that consists of broccoli and fish.
Okay so maybe she isn't bulimic per se, but eating only broccoli and fish, you might as well be bulimic. At least you have more variety. (I am not in anyway promoting bulimia. I am in fact against bulimia and believe it is utterly ridiculous to have women reduced to puking in a toilet to attract cocky men.)
Source: http://entertainment.msn.com/music/hotgossip/8-13-07_3?GT1=7702

Hit Me One More Time, Britney's Making A Comeback on MTV
Britney Spears will reportedly open up for upcoming VMAs.
Reportedly, Britney is on the line-up to perform at the Video Music Awards. Although a rep for MTV says "I cannot confirm or deny it."
Okay, this is like, the fiftieth time people have thought Britney would make a comeback. Hello, when will people just announce she's over? Done. Extinct. She had some catchy songs in the 90s, I will admit, but her music will not go any farther than "...Hit Me Baby One More Time" Please Britney. Just throw in the towel and try your hardest to raise poor little Sean and Jayden. They need a mommy...
Source: http://www.eonline.com/gossip/planetgossip/detail/index.jsp?uuid=b9adf88d-0dc3-4563-9ea5-9045e8a2521b

New Chapter of "Trapped in the Closet" And I Trap Myself In A Closet
R. Kelly's opera will resume on the Independent Film Channel (IFC) website. This will be the thirteenth chapter. IFC will also recap all the previous 12 chapters.
I really don't care that much for "Trapped in the Closet" anymore. If I really wanted to watch some drama, I would've tuned into ABC during mid-day.

Ashlee Is Even More Controlling Than I Thought!
Ashlete (Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz) hit Lollapalooza this weekend. Pete kindly tried to take pictures with lucky fans, but Ashlee couldn't take the (sarcasm) awful infidelity act of taking a picture (end sarcasm).
A spy told the New York Post newspaper: "When female fans tried to take their pictures with Pete, Ashlee got whiny and dragged him away." Kinda controlling, isn't she?
She and Pete also refused the free KY Intmiacy kit and and couldn't take pictures with it for infuriating Papa Joe.
I have created two polls on this bit of news. I asked you guys to tell if Ashlee had the right to have this reaction to Pete's photogenic actions and if Ashlee was overreacting. To take them, go here: http://stewieismyhomeboy.buzznet.com/user/polls/46951/ and here: http://stewieismyhomeboy.buzznet.com/user/polls/46961/
Source: http://www.buzznet.com/tags/patrickstump/journals/825241/

And speaking of Fall Out Boy...

It is time for news on
The Anti-Frontman
We last saw our hero on a fanpage of him, where a system though Patrick looked like Nirvana poet Kurt Cobain.

I really don't see it. Sure, they're both completely talented, but there is no physical similarities, right? Well, take the poll: http://stewieismyhomeboy.buzznet.com/user/polls/46941/ and tell me if I'm right or wrong.
Source: http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=3760610774

Well, gotta go to bed. Cause here, it's 1 AM.  No joke.
Talk to ya'll later!
Love from,
xbrittanyx
stewieismyhomeboy
The Anti-Model

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Hotmail: xbrittanyx_sxc@hotmail.com
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MySpace: www.myspace.com/vegetarian_girl

Okay, time for the stuff of the week:

Nike Suspends Vick's Contract
In case you haven't heard, Michael Vick of the Atlanta Falcons has been arrested for animal cruelty, or, specifically, being caught dogfighting, a sport where two pitbulls fight each other to the death as humans watch and bet on which pitbull lives.
After countless calls and e-mails (myself included) asking and/or demanding that Nike stops selling Michael Vick merchandise at their stores. Reebok has made a similar decision.
In other Vick news, there is now a Michael Vick dog chew toy available for the dogs to get their revenge. I would so get one...
Source: http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=323228&blogID=292703309&Mytoken=FC3EACA9-2888-4F66-892CFA4633E39C8199082038

Dashboard Confess-solo
Dashboard Confessional originally started out as a one-man-band but singer Chris Carrabba has been touring with a full band for five years. But for their Autumn tour, Carrabba will tour for 32 days in the U.S. and Canada all by his lonesome.
But not so lonesome, seeing as Augustana and John Ralston are reported to join.
Source: http://djrossstar.buzznet.com/user/journal/720971/

Lilly ain't smiling now
After feuding with once-party-pal Courtney love, Lilly has cancelled some gigs due to illness. And she has the doctor's note to prove it:

(photo cred to breesays)
Eh, good enough for me.
Source: http://www.buzznet.com/web/music/journals/entry/805401/

And now for news on...
The Anti-Frontman
We first saw our hero with his current un-identified girlfriend leaving a resteraunt with her...

And earlier that week, he went for a karoke night at his friend and bandmates' bar, Angels and Kings. There he not only judged the wannabe Patricks, but joined in karoke and caused a stir with this photo:

I at first thought she was some model, but many have concluded this is a New York socialite who's first name I forgot but last name is Hearst. Wait, is that the Hearst? The publishing Hearst? The publishing  fortune Hearst? Hearst is the publishers of many magazines and newspapers, includine Seventeen magazine.

And Lupe Fiasco stated in an interview that he worked with our hero and the Boys. Whoa, did I miss something? What song did Lupe even do? And how come I didn't hear Lupe and Fall Out Boy were working together? (1)

And a Russian "Fall Out Boy Fan Club" fooled poor Russian fans that they would get an autograph session with FOB. (2)
Sources: 1: http://www.rockstarbaby.net/  2: http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1566854/20070810/fall_out_boy.jhtml

Well, gotta go find something to do. Take care!
Love from,
xbrittanyx
stewieismyhomeboy
The Anti-Model

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Hotmail: xbrittanyx_sxc@hotmail.com
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MySpace: www.myspace.com/vegetarian_girl

A certain someone that shall remain nameless has been spreading a rumour that Patrick Stump's girlfriend is pregnant with his child.

I feel that 100% ridiculous!

First off, if she is pregnant, why would he be scheduling tour dates in Europe when he should be taking care of her? Hello?
Second, if she was pregnant, he would probably say something being that he has openly said he wants to be a dad, so if he found this out he would be telling the whole damn world.
Third, even if she was, isn't obvious he doesn't want anyone to know? So why are you telling a Buzznet group dedicated to him all about it?

That people, is what grinds my gears.

I do have plenty more to say about this person, but I do not want to give away too much that will reveal her identity and start a catfight. ANd I certainly do not want to start an online feud.