"I do love knitting patterns."

So, yeah, I got a new song up, so you guys should read it and comment it and critique it. It would be really cool...Please?

Little Tijuana

Say what you want about my looks

Say what you want about my hygiene

But call me that and you’ll wished you never

Came into this town

With that evil little grin

Like you would mess up this place

Well you’ll have to get passed me and they say

Bring on the fight

No prisoners

Oh can someone tell me why

Yeah

Why do we resort to fights to make our point

Why do we feel we have to knock them out

Wears only tear a country in half

But they don’t resolve conflicts

So what I made a valid point

But at the end of the day

It’s not like anyone will really take this to heart, oh no they won’t, no

Bring on the fight

No prisoners

Oh can someone tell me why

Yeah

 Why do we resort to fights to make our point

Why do we feel we have to knock them out

Wears only tear a country in half

But they don’t resolve conflicts

They don’t resolve a thing

(guitar solo)

Bring on the fight

No prisoners

Oh can someone tell me why

Yeah

Why do we resort to fights to make our point

Why do we feel we have to knock them out

Wears only tear a country in half

But they don’t resolve conflicts

They don’t resolve a thing

No, not anything, no, no, ooo…

Well, sorry I haven't been getting any updates, I've been at church camp, so, yeah. Now for some news:

Interpol Bassist...A Drug Dealer?
Don't worry kids. It's a role in a movie. Interpol bassist, Carlos Dengler. Dengler has written scores for films such as Ice Age 2 and The Devil Wears Prada and is currently touring with his band.
Source: http://www.buzznet.com/web/music/journals/entry/692181/#

Craig from No One Goes Home Top 5 Summer Albums
If you haven't heard of the band No One Goes Home, you don't know what you're missing! Check them out here:
http://www.nogh.com/
So here is No One Goes Home lead singer and guitarist Craig Broombaugh
Jimmy Eat World-Futures
OK GO- OK GO
Weezer-Pinkerton
Butch Walker-The Rise and Fall of Butch Walker and the Lets Go Out Tonites
No One Goes Home-The New Era
No One Goes Home's album, The New Era is now available at SmartPunk.com
Source: http://www.buzznet.com/web/music/journals/entry/692181/# , http://www.nogh.com/bios/

Backstreet's Back
Remember back when Fall Out Boy didn't exist, the only Paris was in France, and the Backstreet Boys were dominating the radio? Don't deny that you weren't dancing around and wishing to wed Nick Carter (good thing you didn't, turns out, his family made the Osbournes look like the perfect all-American family).
Anyways, the Boys will be coming out with a new album. Seriously. Their new single, "Inconsolable" will hit radio on August 27, 2007.
Source: http://www.buzznet.com/web/music/journals/entry/686051/

Rumer's Rumoured Drug Bust (how punny!)
Rumer Willis, eldest daughter of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore's three children, was caught in a drug bust.
18-year-old Rumer was in a room at the Maryland La Quinta hotel where the police arrested a man on drug charges. Rumer was one of the four people in the room. Reportedly, she wasn't arrested, but another person in the room was taken into custody for charges of Marijuana posession. The cops were called after guests complained about the noise.
Few things come to mind here:
1. Couldn't the daughter of Demi Moore and Bruce Willis afford a better hotel than La Quinta? I mean, when I stayed at that hotel with my church, it was nice and all, but if my church could afford it, why is she there?
2. Maybe Ashton was right that Lindsay would screw up Rumer. Hm...
Source: http://perezhilton.com/?p=2249

Ashlete Moving In Together
According to Star magazine, Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are moving in to their new 2-bedroom, 2,062 square-foot house in the Hollywood Hills. They've only been dating for four months. Why has she made him move so fast? Only four months! Next they'll be getting married!
Source: http://www.imnotobsessed.com/2007/07/19/ashlee-simpson-moving-in-with-pete-wentz/#

And now for news on...
The Anti-Frontman
Our hero has lately been entering hearts of other celebs. Singer/pedophile Akon told NME that he would like to collaborate with our hero and his bandmates. As said by Akon: "I'd love to work with Fall Out Boy, Blink 182 and Good Charlotte would (also) be cool.  I'd love to work with Beyonce but I've never met her."
I don't really like Akon that much, maybe it's the whole "grinding a 15-year-old fan onstage" thing. But who am I to say that's disgusting?
But that would be an interesting track...
Here's a picture to get ya'll through the day:

Well, gotta go! Futurama is in 3 minutes! Yeah, it's a rerun, but I've been missing Bender!
Love,
xbrittanyx
stewieismyhomeboy
The Anti-Model

Hey ya'll. Just wrote a new song. It's a bit more slow and religious than my other songs, but I hope you all like it! Please read/buzz/critique it! Thanks!
Love,
xbrittanyx
stewieismyhomeboy
The Anti-Model

‘Till Sunday Came

She locked herself and wept in a dark dreary room

‘Till Sunday came

‘Till Sunday came

She pondered all her thoughts about her previous mistakes

‘Till Sunday came

‘Till Sunday came

Her lovely face detailed with running mascara remained

‘Till Sunday came

‘Till Sunday came

And on the seventh day, misery had rested itself

Every tear ran on every cheek

Every mistake was talked about

Every sin was held accountable

Until the seventh day

Sunday came

He drank away his heartbreak with cheap whiskey all week

‘Till Sunday came

‘Till Sunday came

He regret past mistakes and frightened to pray to his God

‘Till Sunday came

‘Till Sunday came

And on the seventh day, misery had rested itself

Every tear ran on every cheek

Every mistake was talked about

Every sin was held accountable

Every scab stuck to its wound

Every heart stood bitter and cold

Forgiveness was unknown

Until the seventh day

Sunday came

Forgiveness was handed out by the dozens on Sunday

Every heart began to forgive and love on Sunday

Every tear dried and scabs fell of on the seventh day

Every tear ran on every cheek

Every mistake was talked about

Every sin was held accountable

Every scab stuck to its wound

Every heart stood bitter and cold

Forgiveness was unknown

Every tear ran on every cheek

Every mistake was talked about

Every sin was held accountable

Every scab stuck to its wound

Every heart stood bitter and cold

Forgiveness was unknown

Until the seventh day

Sunday came

(Genesis 2: 3: “And God blessed the seventh day and made it holy, because on it he rested from all the work of creating he had done.”)

ÓThe Anti-Model 2007

Written by Brittany Forbes

Contains a passage from the Holy Bible, New International VersionÒ

Ó1973 by International Bible Society

Parentheses ( ) are spoken parts
If thou shall steal this song, thou is in for big trouble

I have recently had knee, leg and foot scraped from riding a scooter with a broken handlebar. Now for the news on weird stuff:

Sexiest Vegetarians
The winner of PETA'S famous yearly contest of the Sexiest Vegetarian of the Year is country singer/American Idol Carrie Underwood and Kevin Eubanks of the Tonight Show. This is Carrie's second year as a winner and Kevin's first year. Runners-up include Joaquin Pheonix, Milo Ventimiglia, Kristen Bell (who won last year), Bryce Dallas Howard, Jared Leto and Lisa Edelstein.
Source: http://music.msn.com/music/article.aspx?news=266910&GT1=7702

A Message from hyperballad13 to all Writers:
Hey you think you can do better than this?

Slip Inside, I Have You Now

You grabbed my heart and pulled it down,
To the bottom of an empty bottle,
One that sinks faster than these ships
And the lies of love upon your lips.

Our plans they failed from the start,
With whispered truths to set apart,
This distance grows its new found thorns,
This distance killed those once adored.

Take one step, how many bodies now?
Lay bleeding underneath the floor.
Too many steps to take to say “I care,”
A thousand hearts become a thousand more.

My veins are blackened by the smoke,
From the words and promises you spoke.
I burn them all just to gain some heat
And from your ashes I’m growing weak.

I displace my mind and pray the night,
Makes sparks to set my dreams alight.
They will be the flames that join in death,
With the dying words of my last breath.

Take one step, how many bodies now?
Lay bleeding underneath the floor.
Too many steps to take to say “I care,”
A thousand hearts become a thousand more.

Slip inside I have you now,
A death that’s worse that fate
No escape from who you are,
With every soul that you break

Take one step, how many bodies now?
Lay bleeding underneath the floor.
Too many steps to take to say “I care,”
A thousand hearts become a thousand more.


****
Jeez I know you can
Post on the Write It Better Than You Felt It group!!!!!!!!

Sarah
x

(Message sent from Write It Better Than They Felt It Admin)

Wanna step up to the challenge?
Source: http://stewieismyhomeboy.buzznet.com/user/messages/?id=53808623&folder=n&type=pm

Fueled By Ramen Magazine
Members of the Buzznet group "FBR Freaks" recieved this message:

I would greatly appreciate it if you could email Erick Charles (erick@fueledbyramen.com)
just copy and paste, and enter your name that down below and send it to him


Dear Erick,
We would like to start a magazine that will be aiming to teenagers. This magazine will be all about FBR bands.
We would all be very pleased if you would allow us to start this magazine.
All we need is a boost start and maybe an interview with some of the bands.
Do you think you can help us get started?
Email us at corryn@deplonty.com

hope you reply,
(your name here)

(Message sent from FBR Freaks Admin)

So I encourage all you FBR Freaks to start e-mailing!
Source: http://stewieismyhomeboy.buzznet.com/user/messages/?id=55760483&folder=n&type=pm

Kelly Clarkson vs. The Cheating Ex
Kelly Clarkson's latest single, "Never Again" is supposedly about her ex-boyfriend, David Hodges. It seems she got back, but David spat back with a song he wrote, entitled "Just A Little Girl". Who really got back? 83% of the 687 Buzznet users said Kelly won. I personally believe Kelly won. More people are listening to Kelly's song then his. How can you get revenge on someone when you cheated on them?
Source: http://www.buzznet.com/web/popculture/polls/28271/

And now for news on
The Anti-Frontman
Our hero was last heard of when a rumour got out that him and his bandmates had reportedly trashed a hotel room.  Sources say they that furniture was knocked over, they wrote "f--k" on the bathroom mirror with shaving cream, and left behind several urine-soaked towels. And according to a roadie, they knocked down a wall, "so they could crawl between two dressing rooms."
What do I think about this?
It probably wasn't the whole band. Could you imagine Patrick, who stopped a set for a fight that had broken out in the audience, trashing a hotel room?
And what's the big deal? They can put the furniture back up, and they wrote a curse word with shaving cream! And how do they know it was urine soaked? Cause that would be a lot of pee!
It is annoying how everyone is freaking out about this. Marilyn Manson does worse things to hotel rooms, and nobody freaks out about that.
And Planet Gossip made it sound like it was good Ashlee wasn't in the situation. To me, it looks like Ashlee is controlling Pete, which caused him to rebel by all this. That, or Ashlee wants to be more grunge and rebellious and encouraged this behaviour to anger daddy Joe. And plus, no offense to Ashlee fans, but having greasy hair isn't grunge, it's just poor hygeine.

And Patrick seems to have already have a new girlfriend. Name unkown, but he mentioned a bit about her in an interview with Illinois Entertainer.

Well, gotta go!
Love,
Brittany
xbrittanyx
stewieismyhomeboy
The Anti-Model

Here is a new song I wrote. It is called Beautiful Bitter Love. Here it is:

Beautiful Bitter Love
I'm taking the keys, oh
And leaving you babe
I'm done with this
And done with you

It takes two to fall in love
But it takes three for one to bail

Beautiful bitter love
Bittersweet loathing
I've never said never until I met you
And your beautiful bitter love

I'm out the door, and
You're free to call her up
Cause I know she's real
And blows your mind

I'm the girl you come home to
After one big night of, whoa...

Beautiful bitter love
Bittersweet loathing
I've never said never until I met you
And your beautiful bitter love

You're just one more name to add in my hate list
You're just one more picture that I'll set on fire
As memories of you burn and fade into air

Beautiful bitter love
Bittersweet loathing
I don't need anything from you
And your beautiful bitter love

Copyright: Written by Brittany Forbes, the Anti-Model.
If you steal this song, you have probably never heard of karma.