"I do love knitting patterns."

So my day was really really boring. I wish I had more time to sleep. But I can't. So, now for stuff people would actually care about:

Paris Hilton Released Jail
Who cares?
Proof: everywhere

Linday's Rehab Stay Extended, Dina and Michael to Attend Therapy
Lindsay has decided to take more time in rehab to sort out her thoughts. I may be going soft, but I sincerely hope she gets better.
Meanwhile, a Nassau County Family Court judge has ordered Mr. and Mrs. Lohan family therapy before Michael can see his two younger children, Aliana, 13 and Dakota, 11.
Dina told reporters before the hearing that she was still afraid of her ex-husband, has filed an order of protection against the father after his release from prison for his 25 month sentence for attempted assault and drinking and driving without liscense (Where have I heard those before? Maybe from a certain friend/enemy of Linds?)
The judge, Stacy Bennett, has also ordered that the combating parents do not offend each other in front of the girls and ordered that Michael be allowed more recurrent phone calls to Michael and Aliana.
Dina says the Lindsay is "doing great".
Proof: http://www.eonline.com/news/article/index.jsp?uuid=b45c8262-0432-49b7-ab5a-968b39ee5216

Nicole Kidman, New Face of...Nintendo
That makes absolutely no sense. I just really can't imagine her as the Nintendo spokeswoman. But it must have been a big move for them to make.
Proof: http://perezhilton.com/?p=365

The Donnas Start Their Own Record Label
The all-girl rock group has said in a statement to Alternative Press that they will release their new album on their own record label. Power to the women. No more information is known.
Proof: http://www.rockstarbaby.net/

And now, it it's time for...
Fire Your Stylist
I'm usually one to comment on a good girl's bad fashion mistakes, but here, I have to step in.
This was taken when Kelly Clarkson performed on Good Morning America. What a wake-up.
Then edited by Perez Hilton.

What is wrong? What is with that shirt? If she got the matching skirt, she'd be in less trouble.
What is up with those jeans?

Brooke Hogan was wearing those pants/leg warmers again. Quite frankly, see for yourself. (WARNING: NOT FOR SMALL CHILDREN)

Maybe she could score a free sponsorship from Victoria's Secret and all she has to do is wear those "pants" with their underwear underneath.
What would Planned Parenthood say? What would daddy say? I don't know who I'd be more scared of.
Proof: http://perezhilton.com/?cat=130
Proof: http://imbringingbloggingback.blogspot.com/2007/06/brooke-hogan-split-her-pants.html

Mummy Doherty Has Doubts
Pete Doherty (in some band/Kate Moss's fiancee/former drug addict) has recently tried the clean lifestyle. But his mom doubts his new lifestyle. She says "Pete's not ready to give up yet. He will have to hit rock bottom before he can rise again." Now seriously, you have to be really adicted if your own mother doubts your vows to stay clean.

And now for news on...
The Anti-Frontman
Our hero was last spotted at a concert for his day-job band, Fall Out Boy in Las Vegas, where a fight broke out. And Pete wasn't a part of it!
While performing their cover of "Beat It" by Michael Jackson, a fight had broken out in the pit. In the middle of their performance, Patrick told his friends/bandmates "Stop, stop, stop." and yelled to the fighters, "Hey!"
As Charlie, their friend and manager of their Buzznet, saved the day and broke up the fight while Patrick talked to Joe.
To view the video: http://mrsstumph.buzznet.com/user/video/play/828061/
Now here he is in all his Midwestern glory:

Gotta go peeps! Love,
xbrittanyx
stewieismyhomeboy

Contact me:
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Yahoo!: geekoftheweek_21@yahoo.com
MySpace: www.myspace.com/vegetarian_girl

So, I finally got a new song in, so celebration! Please critique in the comments, and buzz it. Here it is:

We Will Get Up (Oo-de-lally)
Everything'll be all right, oh
[Oo-de-lally, oo-de-lally, golly, what a day]
And I know you'll be fine, baby
[Oo-de-lally, oo-de-lally, golly, what a day]

And they can say what they want cause it won't matter
Cause we know in our hearts that we are better
Whoa

And we will sing 'till our lungs collapse
And dance, 'till we trip on our feet
And we will get up faster than usual
Cause it's a brand new day
And we'll live it that way

And we know that Jesus is here, yeah
[Oo-de-lally, oo-de-lally, golly, what a day]
And I feel like I'm born again, whoa
[Oo-de-lally, oo-de-lally, golly what a day]

And they can say what they want cause it won't matter
Cause we'll always know that we are better
Whoa

And we will sing 'till our lungs collapse
And dance, 'till we trip on our feet
And we will get up with such grace
Cause it's a brand new day
And we'll live it that way

(For those who said we couldn't make it
[couldn't do it]
Who said we were naive, and ignorant
[fool they were]
You thought you knew, but you didn't
[ooo...]
So here it goes)

And we will sing 'till our lungs collapse
And dance, 'till we trip on our feet
Nothing they say can knock us down anymore
Cause it's a brand new day
And we'll live it that way

[Oo-de-lally, oo-de-lally, golly what a day
Oo-de-lally, oo-de-lally, golly what a day
Oo-de-lally, oo-de-lally, golly what a day
Oo-de-lally, oo-de-lally, golly what a day
Oo-de-lally, oo-de lally, golly what a
Day

Written by stewieismyhomeboy Contains elements from the song "Oo-de-lally" from Disney's Robin Hood
If you steal this, you must have a pathetic life.
Parentheses ( ) are the monologue (sp?) or spoken parts.
The other parentheses [ ] are parts where a small choir (around 6 people) sing.

Ugh...I can't believe I have to get up at 7:00 A.M. tomorrow. I am NOT amused. Well, after weeks of grieving that I couldn't get song inspiration, I finally got a new song in! You will be able to see it in a seperate in my journal. Now on for the news:

Poet of the Week in the "Write It Better Than They Felt It" group announced
"Hey guys
New poem of the week, Elias531
Go check him out
and check out the first, blackparadegirl

seriously
fantastic poets

story writer of the week tomorrow

All My Love
Sarah
x

(Message sent from Write It Better Than They Felt It Admin)"
For a poem of his, click here: http://elias531.buzznet.com/user/journal/

Jonathan Davis (Korn) Wants To Kill Lindsay Lohan! (Ain't that a bit much?)
Jonathan was asked if he had a choice to kill either Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan, he'd choose Lindsay. Don't fret, Jonathan won't be a murderer yet. He was talking about his victim in a horror movie. You see, this is all a little interview with AOL Music, and he's finished co-starring in a movie with Jenna Jameson (you know, the porn star?) in a thriller called "Sin-Jin Smyth". But Paris ain't getting it off easy. "Just do your time and shut the f**k up!" he says. Thank goodness. Someone had courage say it without a whole "I hope she's alright", besides Lilly Allen.
Proof: http://www.tmz.com/2007/06/24/korn-frontman-wants-to-kill-lindsay/

Paris Hilton Kicked Out Of Club
Steve Santagiti, President of the Bad Boy Bad Girl club, has revoked Paris' membership to the club. She's recieved the message via (not joking) TMZ. Smooth. To view the message she recieved from TMZ: click here: http://www.tmz.com/2007/06/24/paris-booted-from-bad-boy-bad-girl-club/

He's Bringing Jerk Back!
While in Sweden for the European leg of his tour, Justin Timberlake was a total @$$. He refused to pose photos for fans, threw missles at his fans (that have made him so rich) from the roof of his hotel and spat at them (Pumkin much?)
The fans retaliated by calling him "f**kface" which he told "You're calling me a f**kface? Go f**k yourself!" (I bet he would f**k himself)
Earlier that day, a little girl asked him if he would take a picture with him, to which he angrily replied, "You want me to juggle also?"
What does Justin have against his fans? That they actually buy his albums and attend his concerts? No wonder Britney and Cameron dumped him. Jessica Biel needs to get over herself and do the same.
Proof: http://poponthepop.com/?p=2834

And now for news on...
The Anti-Frontman
Okay, I got nothing. Except this:

Ain't he pretty? Swoon...

Gotta go peeps! Have fun!
Love,
xbrittanyx
stewieismyhomeboy

Contact Me:
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Currently listening to: "Ready Aim Misfire" by New Years Day

I have been doing well. Except for I haven't gotten my pay still! If my sister doesn't give me the money I get for babysitting her dog, I'll have $40 waiting for me before you know it. And I can't find stimulation for a new song! Gr...

Now for stuff people really care about.

Message from hyperballad13, Owner of the "Write It Better Than They Felt It" group:
"Hey guys<br />
<br />
So I picked poet of the week on monday and should be next tuesday<br />
I am quite upset the lack of responses to everything<br />
I want to whore ur stuff<br />
I want to whore ur work <br />
I want to promote <br />
I want to read<br />
<br />
I want to give people a chance<br />
<br />
So forums and stuff post all ur work<br />
Tell ur friends<br />
Spread ur talent<br />
<br />
Love<br />
Sarah<br />
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx<br><br>
(Message sent from <a href="Write'>http://www.buzznet.com/groups/writeitbetterthantheyfeltit/">Write It Better Than They Felt It</a> Admin)"
You heard her. If you are a poet/author, try joining her group! And post a poem! Don't be shy!

Rock 'n' Roll Hall Of Lame
A Mr. Dave White has shared his thoughts on some of the most infuential music. The bands inducted in the Hall of Lame?

• U2
• Metallica
• Nirvana
• The Doors
• The Clash
• Bob Dylan
• The Beatles
• Sonic Youth

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19313280/ for the full article.

Disney DVD Sequels Wiped from Drawing Board.
That's right people. No longer will you have to watch your little sister watch a sequel to Cinderella. Former Pixar CEO, Steve Jobs, has said he strongly dislikes the sequels and the quality of them is "pretty embarrassing.", even though they do sell millions of copies. Their last straight-to-DVD sequel will be Little Mermaid 3, and they will only do original direct-to-DVD features, such as the currently in-production movie, starring Tinkerbell. Toy Story 2 was more critically acclaimed than its predecessor and grossed more than $250 million at the box office.

Another reason why the sequels aren't as good quality is that the span of time between the original and the sequel can measure a little more than half a century. Cinderella was originally released in 1950. It's follow-up, Cinderella 2: Dreams Come True was released in 2002. For you that take awhile with math (like me) that is 52 years in between. Now for another movie with a lucrative sequel, Bruce Almighty was released in 2003. In 2007, they released it successor, Evan Almighty. That is a span of four years. The range would be 48 years.

Another theory I have on how the sequels are still lucrative is that the only people buying them is parents who have a little girl or boy who dreams of being a princess or Buzz Lightyear. And there are a lot of parents with children ages 3-7, but since I can't find the statistic, let's not bother.

And they just aren't as good of quality. I absolutely am in love with The Little Mermaid, originally released in 1989. But I am not as fond of The Little Mermaid 2: Return to The Sea. Firstly, a deleted scene on the DVD of the original Mermaid reveals that Ursula is King Triton's sister. But the foe in the Return to the Sea is Ursula's physcotic sister, Morgana. And it is somewhat that the main character, Ariel's daughter Melody, is the exact opposite of her mother, who is destined to be a mermaid. But there isn't a reason why, just curiousity. And why is Prince Eric still a prince when we have not seen any presence of his father?

http://www.eonline.com/news/article/index.jsp?uuid=b848dc24-b1a7-49c7-95dc-92ccd8b2a9ab

Two Quick-Hitting Celeb Reports You Don't Care About
Britney Spears is ordering a restraining order against her mother Lynne, to keep the grandma away from her (Britney) children, Sean Preston and Jayden James. Hey Britney, wouldn't it just be easier to get a restraining order against Paris Hilton? I mean anyone she texts ends up in rehab.

Model/food-protester Kate Moss and rocker/biggest consumer in the drug industry Pete Doherty will be getting married. If he kicks his drug habit. Judging that he's Pete Doherty, they might as well save their money on the divorce and stay away from the altar. If the preacher can see her.

Fall Out DVD
Fall Out Boy has filmed their performance last night in Pheonix, Arizona for a live DVD. It is unkown when the DVD will be released, but it will be their first DVD that has its own package. Oh my how the boys have grown.

Sexy Single Men According to America OnLine
So AOL has released its list of sexy music bachelors. Jared Leto of 30 Seconds To Mars made an appearance at #3 (ooo...) and Brendon Urie from Panic! At The Disco appeared at #6 (he's single?) Joel Madden at #10 (ew, isn't he dating/reproducing with Nicole Richie?) Dave Navarro at #13 and John Mayer at #18. Who made #1? None other than Justin Timberlake. But one question: Did he really bring sexy back? Or did he just turn a cocky comment into a hit song? The world may never know.

No Doubt's New Record
No Doubt have all their songs recorded for their next album, except for one thing is holding them back from the studio: Gwen Stefani. She has yet to make contributions to the album. Is Gwen having doubts? Guitarist Tom Dumont tells fans they'll have to wait until Fall 2008 to get their hands on the sixth No Doubt album and the eighth album Gwen sings.

And now...
The World According to Patrick Stump
We meet our hero in the latest issue of Rolling Stone, talking about global warming and Live Earth. Here is what our favorite singer/guitarist/producer/actor/enviromentalist/professional hottie had to say:
"The energy crisis really came into people's consciousness as the understanding that fossil fuels would eventually run out, so I've been conscious of it my whole life. I was surprised that it took so long for global warming to become an accepted fact, and that there are still people denying it. We need to get politics out pf it: There's too many strong lobbies and too many politicians holding us back. It comes down to a global necessity. We desperately need to do this, otherwise the ramifications are going to be quite literally earth-shattering. As far as Live Earth, there are a lot of household names there;we will definitely be the underdogs. I'm freaking out that the Police are there and might watch us play. Honestly, they're the Police, I'm Patrick Stump. They'd smoke me on any given day. They smoke me when they're not even a band!"
I do not know which makes me want to do something more: Patrick talking about it, the preview for An Inconvenient Truth or that episode of Futurama. Maybe...how about since Al Gore showed a scene from the episode in it, Patrick should make a cameo in the sequel! How gorgeous would that be. But then the movie would backfire. Cause the whole point of it is to horrify you with the shocking reality of global warming, but then you're looking at Patrick, who's ADORABLE. Not that good of a combination.
To learn how to take action, visit http://www.climatecrisis.net/
And cause we all need Patrick to get through our day:

Thank you all for reading the latest update on this planet, Earth. Have a good day people!
Love,
xbrittanyx
stewieismyhomeboy

Contact me:
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Ergh! TJ would have came over to my house tommorrow if it wasn't for my tour of Mark Morris tommorrow! And I can't get out of it! Ergh!

On a lighter note, I'm an honor student if anybody cares. Well, sort of. I'm taking Honors English next year, so yeah.

And here are a few things I'd like to say to you all in case you want to yell at me:

• If someone comments on any of my pictures/journal/etc., "Patrick is mine!" or "I claimed/dibbed him!" or anything along those lines, I will delete it. If you keep doing it, I will not talk to you. You cannot own a human being. It is the 13th Ammednment. Or 14th. Point is, you cannot own a human being, and that is that. And "claiming" people is RIDICULOUS. You cannot claim Pete Wentz because he is a human being. A human being that happens to be famous and wealthy, but a person nonetheless.
• If you post pictures of yourself with the tags "gerard way" or "fall out boy" I will not talk to you. How conceited do you have to be to do something like that? Exactly.
• If you post a video of Ashlee Simpson in the Patrick Stump community, I will not talk to you. Yes, Ashlee is dating Pete Wentz, but that doesn't mean Ashlee is anything to do with Patrick. They are too different people! Patrick is a guy and I think Ashlee is a girl, but that's not the point! Point is, I look in the Patrick Stump community for stuff on him. Not her.
• If you post a link to your MySpace in the Fall Out Boy community, again, I will not talk to you. Again, that is conceited thing to do. Find another way to get friend on MySpace, like, blogging.
• If I hear that you've been saying catty stuff to anyone, I would like the full story and I will not accept your friend request, if you do ask to be my friend. If you say catty stuff to me, I will block you. Plain and simple.
• If you yell at someone for saying they "love" a celebrity, I will not talk to you. Come on! I'm an unattractive girl that has never had a real boyfriend, can't I just pretend? Can't I just have some fun? And some other people that are "obsessed" with other celebrities have good reasons. They might have a jerk boyfriend/fiance/husband and Patrick makes them feel better. It's not like I'm going out there and stalking him!

I have been doing a lot of house-work today, so if I sound angry, I'm sorry. I got up at noon and ever since then I've been working. Do not take personally. But what I said up there still stands. I am getting tired of this stuff. ANd thanks you guys for listening to my rant. Love ya'll!

Love,

Brittany. aka stewieismyhomeboy

Hotmail: xbrittanyx_sxc@hotmail.com
Yahoo!: geekoftheweek_21@yahoo.com
MySpace: www.myspace.com/vegetarian_girl

Hey loyal readers (or lack thereof). I recently bought New Year's Day album, My Dear and Paramore's new album, RIOT!, and I have found both to be enchanting and full of addictive emotion.

RIOT!

"For A Pessimist, I'm Pretty Optimistic" 10/10
"That's What You Get" 9/10
"Hallelujah 10/10
"Misery Business" 9/10
"When It Rains" 7/10
"Let The Flames Begin" 10/10
"Miracle" 7/10
"crushcrushcrush" 10/10
"We Are Broken" 8/10
"Fences" 8/10
"Born For This" 10/10

RIOT! features gorgeous and intense vocals by Ms. Hayley Williams. As Hayley says in her thank you's, Zac is "a beast" on this record, and Zac's brother, Josh, and bassist Jeremy Davis are definetely quite nice guitarists. And the lyrics? Where do I begin? Intense, emotional, mature, and even more I can't think I can't think of on the spot. This album could start a riot.

My Dear

"I Was Right" 10/10
"Ready Aim Misfire" 9/10
"My Dear" 9/10
"Part Time Lover" 6/10
"Sunrise Sunset" 10/10
"My Sweet Unvalentine" 10/10
"You'll Only Make It Worse" 9/10
"Brilliant Lies" 8/10
"Temecula Sunrise" 6/10
"Razor" 5/10
"Saying Goodbye" 7/10

This album is both remiscent of My Chemical Romance and Fall Out Boy, if Gerard Way and Patrick Stump were replaced a girl with beautiful vocals and a bitter broken heart. Ashley Costello, their vocalist, passion-filled voice elegantly fits well with the lyrics filled with more emotion then the motionless kids at a Hawthorne Heights concert. Keith Drover, Mike Schoolden, the guitarists, Adam Lohrbach, the bassist, Russell Dixon, who wonderfully plays drums, do their parts very nicely and add more feeling (if that's possible) to the songs.

In conclusion, I strongly encourage you to buy these albums.

Now, for news on Prince Charming:

Yesterday, there was a quite stir on Patrick's supposed engagement. After a few discussions, Patrick's loyal and mostly sweet fans concluded that it's a truthless rumour. But, how's about we just put a picture of him just for kicks, 'kay?

Some nice Patrick to start the day.

And now for a little picture of the other adorable star of "The Take Over, The Break's Over":

Speaking of, any opinions on it?

Well, gotta find some Patrick pictures. Thanks everyone!
Love,
xbrittanyx, aka stewieismyhomeboy

  Currently listening to: "The Music or The Misery" by Fall Out Boy

Hey ya'll. I just wrote a new song! Read and critique it plase. (That means leave a comment suggesting what I should and shouldn't do.) Thanks!

The Pen Is Supposedly Mightier Than The Machine Gun

Every girl your lips touch

Will be used against you, babe

In this little song I dedicate to you

(I dedicate this song to you)

And I don’t want those headlines, baby

I don’t care much about the magazines

I just want to see you squirm

(So squirm in your seat, oh)

If I were you I would leave this city

To save yourself from my loaded weapon

Cause I am bitter and I have a weapon

With a verse and a hook

And you are done for

A verse and a hook and you are conquered

I can blackmail for life if I wanted

But what’s the point when

These words that I write in this open letter

Are so factual you can never live them down

Never live them

If I were you I would leave this city

To save yourself from my loaded weapon

Cause I am bitter and I have a weapon

With a verse and a hook

And you are done for

A verse and a hook and you are conquered

And now that I have you on the tip of my fingers

I’m gonna let these words drown you

Suffocate you in this pool of truth

Till I hear your sincere apology

If I were you I would leave this city

To save yourself from my loaded weapon

Cause I am bitter and I have a weapon

With a verse and a hook

And you are done for

A verse and a hook and you are conquered

Yeah you’re conquered

Conquered for life

Here is a song I wrote, and I was wondering if you'd like to critique it. Thanks.

There Ain’t No Spas In Kelso, Babe

Hey, hey, hey, whoa

Hey, hey, hey, whoa

Hey, yeah (check this out)

Yeah, you think you’re so cool, with your mind of wit

But I see make-up smearing down your counterfeit face

This town’s never seen such a conundrum like this one

And it all happened because of a girl named

You can’t help but feel apathy for her

Cause all she does is scheme and dream

To destroy yet another

And I know why the caged bird cries

Cause it’s seen a time of gloom

I said it once, and I’ll say it again

And the whole town knows what you did last weekend

Don’t deny it, oh you never meant to

I said it once, let me say it again

You’re not welcome here

Yeah, yeah (hey, hey)

You’re not welcome here

And you’re black book resembles the phone book

With names, phone numbers how well he (oh!)

And this town became yet another dump

When you moved to town, with your make-up bag of misery

You can’t help but feel apathy for her

Cause all she does is scheme and dream

To destroy yet another

And I know why the caged bird cries

Cause it’s seen a time of gloom

I said it once, and I’ll say it again

And the whole town knows what you did last weekend

Don’t deny it, oh you never meant to

I said it once, let me say it again

You’re not welcome here

I know why the caged bird sings

It’s seen more misery than

The Depression

World War whatever

I know why the caged bird sings

It watched our town turn into waste

And it’s all because of you

(You’re not welcome!)

(Go back to wherever)

(Buh-bye!)

And I know why the caged bird sings

Cause it’s never seen such celebration

All because of you

And ever since you left, they’ve all sang

This song about when you were here and when you weren’t

You weren’t welcome

You still aren’t welcome here