Top 10 Reasons Why People Should Forget About Patrick Stump Being "Fat"

many people are starting to say patrick stump is fat. here are a few things 10 have to say on that:

10. fall out boy use to not get so much money as they are now, so now he has more money to buy more food.

9. his "fat" makes him look cute.

8. there is no law aginst being overweight, and there will never be unless paris hilton is president.

7. he seems to love food, and so do i, and pretty much everyone on earth, except for anorexics.

6. at least he still has his voice and guitar skills, so nothing is wrong.

5. he is not at any health risk, like diabetes, so he is fine.

4. there is more to love.

3. at least he is not hilary duff or nicole richie, who probably weigh as much as they did when they were 10 years old.

2. he needs something to set him apart from everyone else in the band. (besides hats.)

and the #1 reason why people should leave adorable patrick alone.

1. IT'S HIS BODY! he has a right to be 400 lbs. if he wants to. he has a right to be stick thin if he wants to. (i just hope he won't become stick thin, or i'll cry.)

and a little shout-out to the preppy ass skanks who made fun of patrick in that one video i found on here where she said "i'm patrick, and i'm growing bald, and i'm getting fat, that's why i wear a hat." or something like that:

YOU ARE A FUCKING WHORE TO MAKE FUN OF SOMEONE FOR HIS OWN BODY. HE HAS 100% RIGHT TO BE FAT. SO LEAVE HIM BE!

p.s. i'm sorry to those gerard lovers out there who were offended by the gerard blend. i just miss his head banging. i know he has a right to be that way, but i just think his head bangs are special with longer hair.