"I do love knitting patterns."

tigressanele said:

YES!

FRESH PRINCE OF BEL AIR CELEBRATORY GIFS!

I don't know if we should celebrate just yet. Rumor is she's doing this as part of prepping for a presidential run in 2012.

commonnonsense said:

FRESH PRINCE OF BEL AIR CELEBRATORY GIFS!

In West Philadelhpia...

newageamazon said:

I don't know if we should celebrate just yet. Rumor is she's doing this as part of prepping for a presidential run in 2012.

:(
Well, maybe she won't win. I mean, she's got a pretty bad rap what with the rape-kit scandal and such.
But then again, the Millionaires are signed to Decaydance.

tigressanele said:

Lol WIN!

newageamazon said:

I don't know if we should celebrate just yet. Rumor is she's doing this as part of prepping for a presidential run in 2012.

That's what I heard as well. I am extremely confident that she won't win.

*HIGH FIVE*

Guise, I've finally found something:

HIGHTLIGHT!!!!

i did some digging and i was able to get my hands on her letter of resignation. check it out:

heya guys,

it is with deepest regret that i must as your governor announce that i am choosing to cease to perform the job of which you, the good people of alska, have elected me, which is that of governing you. that's right. effective on july 26th 2009, i will be de-governizing myself.

but don't cry for me, alaska. there are much bigger things on ol' sarah barracuda's horizon, dontcha know!

first off, i'll be publishing my long-awaited book which is aimed at teaching those americans out there who are teenagers that abstintence is the only way in which to prevent teen pregnancy. the book is tentatively titled jesus: the only birth control you'll ever need. i hope to gosh to have it ready in time for back to school time in september.

next up, i'll be working with lawmakers to take action to combat america's terrible, terrible wolf problem. did you know that wolves have been known to attack innocent people with absolutely no provocation besides walking through the woods alone at night covered in sausage? i say it's high time we grab our assault rifles and show these freedom-hating predators what americans are made of and take back our constitutional right to moonlit sausage strolls!

lastly, i'll be guest starring in a new documentary that explains how the evil east coast media elite sabotaged my vice presidential run last year by using all sorts of high tech video wizardry and trickery to portray myself as the type of person whom doesn't familiar with the issues and isn't have speak good.

now i know you're all wondering: "why would such an attractive, charming, smart, attractive governor suddenly give it all up?" well, the answer's simple really. first and foremost, i consider myself a woman and a mother. and i just feel that i can do much more damage to..er, i mean...good for, women's rights in a higher office than as governor.

does this mean i'll be running for president in 2012? it's too early to say, really. however, i'd just like you to take a moment to review the totally non-photoshopped picture i've attached to this letter of resignation. it's a grainy 1996 picture of barack obama stumbling out of a bar at 3am, accompanied by what appears to be a large male alaskan timber wolf. my fellow americans, i ask you: do we really want a president who pals around with wolves? i'm just sayin'.

love ya all so gosh darn much,

sarah p.

starlorsummers said:

next up, i'll be working with lawmakers to take action to combat america's terrible, terrible wolf problem. did you know that wolves have been known to attack innocent people with absolutely no provocation besides walking through the woods alone at night covered in sausage? i say it's high time we grab our assault rifles and show these freedom-hating predators what americans are made of and take back our constitutional right to moonlit sausage strolls!

lastly, i'll be guest starring in a new documentary that explains how the evil east coast media elite sabotaged my vice presidential run last year by using all sorts of high tech video wizardry and trickery to portray myself as the type of person whom doesn't familiar with the issues and isn't have speak good.

Ultimate lolz.

starlorsummers said:

i did some digging and i was able to get my hands on her letter of resignation. check it out:heya guys,it is with deepest regret that i must as your governor announce that i am choosing to cease to perform the job of which you, the good people of alska, have elected me, which is that of governing you. that's right. effective on july 26th 2009, i will be de-governizing myself.but don't cry for me, alaska. there are much bigger things on ol' sarah barracuda's horizon, dontcha know!first off, i'll be publishing my long-awaited book which is aimed at teaching those americans out there who are teenagers that abstintence is the only way in which to prevent teen pregnancy. the book is tentatively titled jesus: the only birth control you'll ever need. i hope to gosh to have it ready in time for back to school time in september.next up, i'll be working with lawmakers to take action to combat america's terrible, terrible wolf problem. did you know that wolves have been known to attack innocent people with absolutely no provocation besides walking through the woods alone at night covered in sausage? i say it's high time we grab our assault rifles and show these freedom-hating predators what americans are made of and take back our constitutional right to moonlit sausage strolls!lastly, i'll be guest starring in a new documentary that explains how the evil east coast media elite sabotaged my vice presidential run last year by using all sorts of high tech video wizardry and trickery to portray myself as the type of person whom doesn't familiar with the issues and isn't have speak good.now i know you're all wondering: "why would such an attractive, charming, smart, attractive governor suddenly give it all up?" well, the answer's simple really. first and foremost, i consider myself a woman and a mother. and i just feel that i can do much more damage to..er, i mean...good for, women's rights in a higher office than as governor.does this mean i'll be running for president in 2012? it's too early to say, really. however, i'd just like you to take a moment to review the totally non-photoshopped picture i've attached to this letter of resignation. it's a grainy 1996 picture of barack obama stumbling out of a bar at 3am, accompanied by what appears to be a large male alaskan timber wolf. my fellow americans, i ask you: do we really want a president who pals around with wolves? i'm just sayin'.love ya all so gosh darn much,sarah p.

That's really funny don'tcha know?

crash13 said:

Raise your hand if you attended the Carlton School of Dance?