"I do love knitting patterns."

I am so sick and tired of sweating and crying at midnight trying to get you to work. I am so sick of having to use TWO REMOTES for ONE TV. Especially one that works just as well as atenna TVs.

I would have zero problems with this is if I could use a channel changer on the side, or at least the other remote. BUT NO. Now I'm stuck watching infomercials about some work-out program that's probably going to make me anorexic. You didn't think that one through, did you?

I wouldn't feel so bad if I wasn't forced to do this. But I was.
I wouldn't feel so bad if the remote I have to use change a channel worked. But FUCKING NO.

And I ask again WHAT WAS THE FUCKING POINT OF THIS?

This is worse than when I was stuck watching America's Funniest Home Videos because it took two days to switch to goddamn DTV.

DTV Switch, if you were a person, I would make your new human life so miserable. You would've wished you never happened.

So, DTV switch, in conclusion, I hate you with a passion, your remotes are just about as competent as my mom's former employees, and you can go turn human, and die.

Or to the people behind this revolutionary idea, I will express my feelings, as such:

GOOD FUCKING DAY YOU INCOMPETENT ASSHOLES!