The monkey on your back is the latest trend

As I was adding tags to my congratulatory Sisky for Sara, I clicked add, as my computer screen switched to just white, with nothing but the phrase "true".

Call me an exxagerator, or whatever the opposite of skeptic is, lunatic, whatever, but what if that actually meant something?

Lately, one guy I have it awfully bad for has moved from this rathole town to the otherside of the state. I miss him terribly. I gave him my cell phone number and told him to give me a call. I asked if he still knew my number, to which he replied, "I have it written down."

As I clicked add, I saw "true"
Is it true, then, that he may not call, as he doesn't see me as anything more than a spec?
Quoth the computer "true"
And that all of my efforts were just wasted away?
Quoth the computer "true"
And I'm just a lunatic yelling at a computer screen?
Quoth the computer "true"

All right, all right. Done being melodramatic.

This is dedicated to any dork.

I am always told I listen to good music, I'm musically versatile, etc. But honestly, I can be a total dork. I love all of the world's biggest songs such as "Walking on Sunshine" and other songs like that.

And, because I want some total dork moments here, I like Kung Fu movies, I wish I could take Kung Fu movies, and, well, because Kung Fu Panda is coming out soon (Yeah, yeah, I'm a sell-out, get it over with already), I dedicate this song to any music dorks love dancing and singing to these songs, I give you dorks "Kung Fu Fighting" by Carl Douglas.

"Kung Fu Fighting" by Carl Douglas

Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they fought with expert timing

They were funky China men from funky Chinatown
They were chopping them up and they were chopping them down
It's an ancient Chineese art and everybody knew their part
From a feint into a slip, and kicking from the hip

Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they fought with expert timing

There was funky Billy Chin and little Sammy Chung
He said here comes the big boss, lets get it on
We took a bow and made a stand, started swinging with the hand
The sudden motion made me skip now we're into a brand knew trip

Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they did it with expert timing

(repeat)..make sure you have expert timing
Kung-fu fighting, had to be fast as lightning

Listen to it here

And because of the tragic news to Scrubs (and I couldn't find the music video (just AMVs of it to Avatar)), I present you this:

Thank you all for tuning into this dedication.
And remember, you must do it with expert timing.
Shalom.
Brittany

Why not try a Shakespearean insult?

Like:

Thou artless, beef-witted boar-pig
Thou pribbling, common-kissing minnow
Thou droning, pox-marked ratsbane
Thou yeasty, weather-bitten nut-hook
Thou villainous, brazen-faced knave
Thou fishified, unwash'd whoreson toad

Screw "fuck u betch" or "ur ugly" or even "i'm sorry your parents smoked crack when they were pregnant with you suck it whore"

Because how cool would it be to say "Thou mangled, elf-skinned hugger-mugger" to someone who says a rude thing to you?

By the way, saying "flax-wench" would be the equivalent of calling someone a "whore/prostitute", so don't even think about it.

PLEASE NOTE: I do not condone actually saying these or anything rude. This is purely a joke journal, not a guide to spewing insults at "haters" or "scene queens". We do not want a feud to erupt on Buzznet to rival the Montague-Capulet feud. Thank you all.

Five songs I fell in love with as soon as I heard them (in no precise order)

5 songs I loved as soon as I heard them:
1)  "My Boyfriend's Back" by The Angels
2)  "Lithium" by Nirvana
3)  "Misery Business" by Paramore
4)  "Pour Yourself A Drink" by The Academy Is...
5)  "Honey" by The Hush Sound

Case you haven't heard my #1, here's some info on it.

And who shall I tag?

Savannah, Liz, and (I shall be optimistic about this one) Bree.

After the success of my last playlist, I decided to do a sequel. Honestly, these are so much fun. Just listening to music and letting your friends see what you listen to, it's such a joy!

11:44 PM: "Thriller" by Fall Out Boy
11:47 PM: "Foundations" by Kate Nash
11:51 PM: "Sing Again" by Chris Walla
11:54 PM: "He's Flying!" from SpongeBob SquarePants
11:55 PM: "The Sweet Escape" by Gwen Stefani
11:59 PM: "Opening Title" from Sweeney Todd
12:03 AM: "Pressure" by Paramore
12:06 AM: "Just A Girl" by No Doubt
12:09 AM: "Green Finch and Linnet Bird" from Sweeney Todd
12:12 AM: "The Phrase That Pays" by The Academy Is...
12:15 AM: "Someday My Prince Will Come" by Anastacia
12:19 AM: "Good Life" by Leslie Mills
12:22 AM: "Don't You Know Who I Think I Am?" by Fall Out Boy
12:25 AM: "MissFit" by HorrorPops
12:28 AM: "What They Gonna Think?" by Fan_3
12:32 AM: "California" by Metro Station
12:34 AM: "Le Disko" by Shiny Toy Guns
12:38 AM: "Medicine Man" by The Hush Sound
12:41 AM: "7 Minutes In Heaven (Atavan Halen)" by Fall Out Boy
12:44 AM: "Pretty In Punk" by Fall Out Boy
12:48 AM: "Hospital Bed Crawl" by The Hush Sound
12:50 AM: "Lighthouse" by The Hush Sound
12:53 AM: "Early Winter" by Gwen Stefani
12:58 AM: "Thank You For The Venom" by My Chemical Romance
1:02 AM: "Write You A Song" by Plain White Ts
1:06 AM: "The One" by Vanessa Carlton feat. Stevie Nicks
1:10 AM: "Go On and Cry" by Diana DeGarmo
1:14 AM: "Tire Swing" by Kimya Dawson
1:18 AM: "Not While I'm Around" from Sweeney Todd
1:21 AM: "Lullaby" by Armor For Sleep
1:25 AM: "The Angels Hung Around" by Rilo Kiley
1:28 AM: "Hero/Heroine" by Boys Like Girls
1:32 AM: "Sweet Sacrifice" by Evanescence
1:35 AM: "Underneath It All" by No Doubt
1:40 AM: "Everything We Had" by The Academy Is...

About my obsession with children's fantasy novels/movies?

I don't believe I did.

Well, I did now.

I am quite obsessed with Harry Potter and Narnia, if you couldn't tell.
I'm so obsessed with children's fantasy novels, I'm actually writing one (with a friend, but we're having creative differences)

It's about two kids, who discover a secret world in a treehouse in the forest near their neighborhood, and this world contains two difference lands with two different rulers. Lennox, ruler of Madrell, and Dementia and Darth, ruler of Dixinull. As if you couldn't tell, Dementia and Darth are the villains, who capture humans, in fear that they could kill them. The children and Lennox are aided by a wise-cracking rabbit, a half-bird, half-human thing with a cockney accent, and a free-spirited fairy, who is much stronger than you think for a fairy.

I know, it sounds odd, but I think it's excellent.

By the way, Prince Caspian is the British William Beckett. That is all.

Shalom.
Brittany.

Answer these two questions for me:

A guy sleeps with 50 girls, and he is considered...stud, right?
On the other hand...
A girl sleeps with 50 guys, and she is considered...slut, right?

How unfair is that?

My best friend, Becky, is so boss. I walk over to her with my make-up smeared, and she just says, "Is there anyone's face I have to beat in?"
She does sleep around, I will admit, but that doesn't distract from her awesomeness.
She gets nothing but crap from guys who do the exact same thing. Sleep around with more girls than their puny brains could count.
How hypocritical is that?

But, that is, unfortunately, how society works.
Guy can sleep with whoever he wants, but girl has to restrict herself.

If a guy or girl wants to have sex, it's their business. No one has the right to make fun of them for it.

And let me just add this:
Girl sleeps with guy, multiple rumors swirl that she is pregnant, has an STD, getting an abortion, etc.
But the guy remains unprotected by the rumor mill.
At least, that's how I see it.
So fair, right?

And of course, I just choose to add this last piece of information:
A slut is sexually promicsious, not someone you dislike or has a Disney television show and bad but platinum record.
Just saying.

Thank you guys, for reading this.
And remember boys and girls: Your sex, your business.
Shalom.

I will admit, I love the show Lizzie McGuire.
A show about a normal girl trying to survive through the perils of middle school, like cute boys, cheerleaders, and her friends going through their troubles.
I was hooked on Lizzie.
Until her best guy friend, Gordon, and her, started liking each other.
Why?
It felt SO cliche!
And unreal!

I also love That's So Raven.
It feels so relatable. Except for, she can see the future.
Her and Eddie were excellent friends, and never once had one romantic feeling.
Until my least favorite episode, where some dating website said they were meant for each other.

It feels that Disney is cashing in on guy and girl friends falling for each other, now.

Not just Disney, though.
Nickelodeon has a show, The Naked Brothers Band, where female Rosalina, clearly has feelings for Nat, and Nat writes songs with Rosalina as the inspiration.
On iCarly, Freddie has a crush on Carly, and constantly mock any guy Carly's interested in, whether or not they are actuallu nice.
On Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide, Ned and Jennifer aka "Moze" have crushes on each other, but constantly deny it.
On Zoey 101, Zoey and Chase are "in love" with each other, as they claim.

And, it's not just on children's television shows.
The upcoming movie, Made of Honor, starring Patrick Dempsey, is about a man who is in love with his best girl friend, only to find out she is engaged, and wants him as her Maid of Honor.

There are plenty other media outlets where good friends of the opposite sex fall in love.

What is my problem with this?
It makes it seem every guy friend will turn into your boyfriend, and vice versa.
It's JUST NOT TRUE!

I have so many guy friends, and girl friends.
I can talk to some of my guy friends about anything (believe me, I talk to them about my period.)
But could I ever date any of them? HELL NO!
That old saying "Best friend make good boyfriends" does not apply with them.
One of them acts like a rockstar, in the sense that he thinks he's Gene Simmons.
Another constantly gets grounded for packaging his dad in Chinese resteraunts.
Another does certain things I highly disapprove of.
Another is completely Republican and hates TAI.
None, is what I would consider boyfriend-material.
I love them as friends, and trust them and are fun to be around, but I would not date them.

The concept of "boy and girl best friends fall in love" is so cliche, I want to rip my hair out!
Girls and girls can be friends.
Guys and guys cane be friends.
So can't girls and boys be friends without romantic feelings?

Hollywood, please find better plotlines.
Thank you.

Lately, I've just been awfully depressed and miserable for reasons I will only tell my closest Buzzfriends.

Point is, I feel like shit, so I may be a bit isolated lately on Buzznet. Don't worry, I'm just miserable as fuck.

Please note that I am not doing this for attention, so don't leave 300 comments saying "OMGZ brittany, dont leeve!".
It'll make me feel even worse if this gets 300 comments, but the stuff I worked hard on get passed by.
If you really want to leave 300 comments on a post of mine, try my portfolio listed below:
You Wanna Know What Grinds My Gears: Happiness Chainmail
The Worst Damn Thing Video Review
Things to ponder while watching Harry Potter and the Order if the Pheonix
A proper introduction to the real me
Midnight Playlist Installment #1
Scars of my past
Editing chainmail is epic win material
Let's all be happy now
Oh for God's sake!
Persuading the glove
You Wanna Know What Grinds My Gears: Sex Education
Unless you're one of those people who are rich enough to buy out the whole theater, you may need this
How worked up I can get over scenarios
Louche
This one's for the girls
Bender's Big Score!
More of my scars
Courage, darling

Thank you guys for understanding.
Hope you guys are feeling better than I am.

Shalom.
Love from,
Brittany
stewieismyhomeboy

So, today, I got ten new notes congratulating me on my new Buzznet Music Guide Badge.

I couldn't respond to all your notes, so, I'm gonna put it in this jounal for all of you guys:
THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I will be proving to people why I deserve this badge.

By the way, here's a tip for you:
When your friend is opening up a green Danish ring, RUN!

So you probably know by now that Savannah (tryingtofindthewords) has recently recieved the Buzzmaker badge. As a celebration, her and some of her closest buzzfriends have created a mix list for her.
So Savannah, here is your mixtape! Enjoy!

“Edge of Seventeen” by Stevie Nicks

“Anyone Else But You” by The Moldy Peaches

"Poppin' Champagne" by All Time Low

“My Moves are White (White Hot, That Is)” by Cobra Starship

“Lithium” by Nirvana

“Born For This” by Paramore

“Control” by Metro Station

"Party Foul" by Danger Radio.

“Le Disko” by Shiny Toy Guns

“The Hallelujah Chorus” by Relient K

“Same Blood” by The Academy Is…

“Voodoo” by The Spice Girls

"Jesus Christ" by Brand New.

“Nine in the Afternoon” by Panic at the Disco

“A Dark Congregation” by The Hush Sound

“Play” by Kate Nash

“For The Girl” The Fratellis

“To The End” by My Chemical Romance (because my real life friends and I celebrate by singing this…seriously…)

“Hella Good” by No Doubt

“Snakes On A Plane” by Cobra Starship feat. Gym Class Heroes, The Sounds and The Academy Is…

“Guilty Pleasure” by Cobra Starship

"The Answer" by Automatic Loveletter.

“Honey” by The Hush Sound

"Hey Mama" by the Black Eyed Peas

“Hey Baby” by No Doubt

“Whoa” by Paramore

“Teenagers” by MCR

“Wannabe” by The Spice Girls

“Rich Girl” by Gwen Stefani

“LDN” by Lily Allen

“Music is my Hot, Hot Sex” by CSS

“Bulls In Brooklyn” by The Academy Is…

“This Is How We Do” by All Time Low

“Footloose” by Kenny Loggins

“Blister in the Sun” by Violent Femmes

“The Phrase That Pays” by The Academy Is…

"Wolves At Night" by Manchester Orchestra.

“That’s What You Get” by Paramore

“Our Time Now” by Plain White Ts

“Dejalo” by Rilo Kiley
“New born” by Muse

“Burning Down The House” by Talking Heads

“I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me)” by Whitney Houston

"The Boy Who Blocked His Own Shot" by Brand New

“Under The Sea” from The Little Mermaid

“Head Over Heels” by Go-Go’s

“Welcome To The Jungle” by Guns N’ Roses

“All I Want Is You” by Barry Luis Polisar

“Tire Swing” by Kimya Dawson

"We Chose The King" by Brighten.
"Kiss My Sass" by Cobra Starship

“Start The Commotion” by Greg Nice & The Wiseguys

“Dance Magic Dance” by David Bowie

“The Way You Make Me Feel” by Michael Jackson

“Neighbors” by The Academy Is…

“It’s Time To Party” by Andrew W.K.

“Black Mamba” by The Academy Is…

“Smoke Detector” by Rilo Kiley

“Card House Dreamer” by This Providence

“Clothes Off!” by Gym Class Heroes

"Pas De Cheval" by Panic at the Disco.

“Viva La White Girl” by Gym Class Heroes

“London Calling” by The Clash

"I'm Safer On An Airplane" by Copeland.  

“What’s Your Flava?” by Craig David

“Smells Like Teen Spirit” by Nirvana
"Paradise City" by Guns N Roses.

Suggested by Sara

Suggested by Jenna

Suggested by Mark

Suggested by Liz

Suggested by me

Suggested by Angie

Suggested by John
Suggested by Wendy

When you got Viva La Cobra! and opened the CD packet, you may have noticed Gabe Saporta rocking these pants:

And you may have wondered:
Oh, wherever shall I get pants like these? (Okay, mostly me...)

Well, Hot Topic and Tripp have answered our fashion prayers:

And in case you want to emulate Gabe, but not ever-so closely, here's these same pants in other colors:

Red and Black

Turquoise and Black

Pink and Black

Grey and Black

All pictures of pants courtesy of Hot Topic.
Picture of Cobra Starship courtesy of photographer for Viva La Cobra!

Thank you God for these pants.

P.S. : I haz this shirt:

So I am almost as fashionable as Gabe Saporta. ALMOST!

[] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend.
[] You have your own laptop
[] You own a cell phone.
[] You have an ipod/ mp3 player
[] Your parents are still together
[] You have a best friend
[] There is a swimming pool in your backyard

T 0 T A L:

[] You dress how you want to.
[] hang out with friends more than once a week
[] There is a computer/ laptop in your room
[] You have never been beaten up.
[] you NEVER cry more than twice a month.
[] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to.
[] Your room is big enough for you.

T 0 T A L:

[] You have over 50 friends on myspace
[] You have pictures on myspace.
[] Your parents let you have a myspace
[] You get allowance
[] You collect something normal
[] You look forward to going to work/school
[] You don’t wish you were someone else.
[] You play a sport.
[ ] You do something after school

T 0 T A L:

[] You own a car.
[] You usually don’t fight with your mom
[] You are happy with your appearance
[] You have never gotten a failing grade on your report card
[] You have friends

T 0 T A L:

[] you know what’s going on in the world.
[] You care about many people.
[] You know more than one language.
[] You have a screen name.
[] You own/owned a pet.
[] You know the words to more than 5 songs.
[] You don’t have many enemies
[] You are a generally nice person.

T 0 T A L:

multiply total by 3

your score: = 60

put number as title ‘I’m _% happy

I'm not condemning anyone for participating in this, but...

Since when does happiness rely on whether you have a boyfriend or girlfriend?
Or material things such as iPods and laptops?
Or your parents status?
Or your education?
Or how many friends you have on MySpace/Buzznet/real life?
Or your screen name?
Or how many songs you know by heart?

Crying is usually a sign of sadness, but crying is good for you. It releases your feelings, and it feels like a load off your chest.
I have a lot of enemies, and I'm perfectly happy.
I do get happy getting allowance, but it's only a temporary fix.

Material things are such a temporary fix for happiness. It's like weed*. It may help you feel better then, but fast forward 20 years, and you aren't feeling all that great about it.
And why do we need to rely our feelings on who we're dating? Boy or girl?
Dating can give you a shitload of heartbreak.
I have so many friends who have Fs on their report cards, and they are happy. Fs are generally not a good thing to have, but I have an extreme dislike with the school system right now and feel they should not determine our feelings.

You wanna know why I know why I'm happy?
I'M SMILING!

I'M MAKING GOOFY FACES!

I HAVE FRIENDS IN REAL LIFE WHO MAKE ME SMILE!

And this, folks, is how I know I'm happy.
And that, my people, is what grinds my gears.

DISCLAIMER: I am not condemning anyone for taking this chainmail. This is just my opinion. Also, these are my actual friends, and they probably don't know I took these from their MySpaces.
* I know this is a drug reference, but I have first-hand expierence, and if you do not appreicaite the drug reference, just tell me in PM and I'll edit it. I do not want my profile being deleted, thank you. Shalom.

Buzznet has become so utterly boring with these current people on breaks:
Sara (xblanksface)
Krystyn (Ikkyg)

And also, with this being the middle of second semester, my Math teacher is being anal about me turning in my Math stuff, even though she isn't even doing her job (I don't understand any of the material, and she doesn't try to help me)
And my friend is trying to start up a band with me as lead vocalist.
And my best friend is trying to get me to set her up with my brother (do not ask)
All of this and balancing you guys, is tough.

So I will be taking a posting break.
Meaning I will be posting little to nothing until I can get my grades up.
I will be talking to you guys on PMs, participating in groups, and checking out other's stuff, but I cannot post anything until my grades get up.

I am incredibly sorry it had to come to this.
I'll miss you Narnia.

*swings medallion*
Comment this journal.
Comment this journal.
You will comment this journal.
You will comment this journal...

No seriously guys, we need 76 comments to kick a certain attention-seeking post off.
You can do it guys.
Please?

IThink of how great it would be to see this post as the #1 commented journal on Buzznet?

NOW GO!

Go comment this deserving journal.
Double comment!
Triple comment!

Okay, I'm getting over-excited about this, but come on? I thought this was 5 mil. times better than the current #1.

And here is what I'm referring to by #1 spot
Think of all the good you will be doing.

It seems like it is so easy to say rude things to people.
It's so easy to say rude things to people behind a screen, huh?

Well, no one could sum up my answer better than the lovely keytarist of the mighty Cobras, so here's a message to you all:
Lay off the haterade!

Get your fortunes told!

Get a Fortune Cookie for your page!

And...
Can you find the special message behind the scratch ticket?
Create your own Scratch Ticket

And, care to leave me a gift?

YOU need to learn how to treat people better.

So Stephanie and Lauren forgave and forget. Big fucking whoop.

Heidi, you do not need your coworkers getting involved in your private life! Do you think Kron is telling Bree that her ex-boyfriend was caught making out with her best friend? NO! You can certainly have work friends, but when they're doing their JOB, it is not their job to be a reporter for you. You should treat Kimberley with respect, by showing some respect by listening to what she has to say.

Spencer, your sister took you into her house when you had nowhere else to go, the least you could do is show her respect. Don't tell her to clean up your mess, don't give her a hard time over her classmates, let alone her friends, no matter what you think of them. And especially, do not tell her she's making herself cry because she's trying to live a life, while you just lay on the couch, watching television.
And for God's sake, if you have one more "rolling with my enemy" speech, I will march down to L.A., and have some fine gentlemen knock some damn sense into you.

You two cannot treat people this way.

And Spencer, oh what else can I say about you?

Try getting a JOB, finding your own APARTMENT, quit MOOCHING OFF OF PEOPLE! These women in your life are trying to live their own life, and you should follow their example.

And Heidi, not all girls share fashion in common. I'll admit, a lot of girls love clothes, but there's a difference between liking shopping and actually having a true passion for fashion.
Wanting to design them, or figuring out how to bring out the best in a person's body based on clothes, coming up with innovative ways to wear clothes, thinking in new ways to look good. That's what Lauren and Stephanie have in common, a passion for fashion.
You and all the other girls have buying clothes and looking cute on a night out in common.
Just because you dislike Lauren does not mean Stephanie has to.

I did not mean to come across as rude in this, so if I did, I apologize. I'm sure you can learn past these mistakes.

Thank you and shalom.
Brittany

DISCLAIMER: I am basing this open letter off of the recent episode of The Hills, episode #22 in Season 3. And I do not mean to hurt anyone's feelings in this post. If I did, I apologize.
I may also like to add, I am not a fan of Heidi and Spencer, but if I think your comment crosses the line, I will remind you that you are a bit rude in your post. Because Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt may be celebrities, but they are people, and it may sound hypocritical coming from me, but names hurt. I, here, am just pointing out things they should improve on.
And this has turned into another rant.

DISCLAIMER: I know that some people may not appreciate my views on Avril Lavigne's new music video, and I honestly respect your opinion, and encourage disagreements, but if you've crossed the line, I am not afraid to report you. And if you call me any names, I will delete your comment, but if anyone says anything back to you, I won't promise any control over them. Thank you.

Avril Lavigne has released a new music video for her fourth single on her album, The Best Damn Thing, "The Best Damn Thing".

And here are my thoughts on the video:

Okay, Avril, we get it. You hate it when a guy isn't polite. But is it really that bad to pay for dinner? And this is coming from a cheapskate. And I don't think it looks that bad...

There is an obvious theme of cheerleaders in pink and black, which must be Avril's favorite colors right now. Yeah, cheerleaders...very revolutionary...

She is, of course playing with her band, in a graffiti-ed studio very "Girlfriend"-esque. Sweetheart, try mixing it up a little in your videos, it's not that bad.

Butch Walker makes guest vocal appearances in the song, saying "Hey hey hey", but sadly, does not make a physical appearance in the video. Shame...

Oh. My. God. Is she wearing a pink wig? I think we all know where that came from. (*cough*Britney Spears*cough*)

Now she's spelling. How Fergie. Now, we know how to spell "Bananas", "Fergalicious", "Glamorous", and "Avril". I see a steady incline in spelling for our youth.

I like her outfit she's wearing when she's performing with her band, and her dress with the pink wig. I'll give her that.

To sum it up, this video is similar to her own, Gwen Stefani, Fergie, and even includes a rip from Britney.

Nothing spectacular.

Any thoughts to add? Check the video here:

As Gwen would say, this sh*t is bananas.

Yeah, so I searched my username on Google.

Up came an internet insult someone slashed at me that I hadn't even seen, where they told me that I bang my mom (Really, I don't recall that, just only remember asking my mom to put lotion on my sunburn, and perhaps breastfeeding when I was waaaaaaaaaay young.) But don't worry, the glorious, almighty Mark got rid of her.

I also found a whole bunch of links to some site advertising Ambien and Vicodin...okay?
What do I really have to do with an insomnia medication and a painkiller?
Really?
I do not treat insomnia or pain.
I just write journals.
And leave comments on people's stuff.
And turn into a lobster.